WAISTLINE

Don D

There's lots of humurous surveys going around, so I have a survey question of my own, prompted by the Sunday News Shows:

Who has the biggest waistline: (a) Dick Cheney,
(b) Marlon Brando, (c) Miz Edwards, (d) Miz Kerry
If you answered a, b, c or d, you're correct. They're all a perfect 50.

National Guard

I don't get it.x:-8

PS. I am only on this today because I am at the ever exciting weekend drill and this forum is way more exciting.

Don D

....And you're protecting my life on weekends? Ah, let's see, run a string around all four of their waists and measure the string and it's 50 inches long. Beached whales all. They've been all over the news for days and I couldn't help noticing. Even Miz Edwards' black, spandex overalls couldn't disguise it. And Cheney doesn't give a hoot. He just says.........F-it!

Whatever

Hate to be picky (a clear mistatement of the facts) but Marlon Brando has no waistline...he was cremated.

rad

...and prior to said cremation he was kinda round... so didn't that give him a circumference rather than a waistline?

Don D

You Democrats are nailing me! I guess it depends on what is is. x:D

Parabeagle

Not often we get to see Don nailed by women democrats and a solid one-two punch. Way to go Whatever and Rad! x:-)

Don D

I have it from a very reliable inside source that by tomorrow at noon, the media will show Kerry and Edwards doing the Brittney/Madonna tongue kiss thing. Remember, a very reliable source. Stay tuned. Pictures at eleven............

Whatever

[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 07-12-04 AT 11:51AM (CST)[/font][br][br]And, of course, we know that your source of information is Rupert Murdoch of the NY Post (they're the publication that announced that R. Gephardt was Kerry's choice for VP). If not, we know your source is Geraldo Rivera who discovered the information in Al Capone's safe.

Parabeagle

... and Don is on the ropes! He's dazed by the pummeling he's receiving from the Dems! What will he do now! x:-)

ritaanz

Hey Beaglepuss! I'll bet you a dozen donuts no one pummels The Don for long. I suggest you get that black leather jacket out and protect yourself. The barrage is on its way.

Parabeagle

If they're Krispy Kreme, you're on. x;-)

... and, for the gazillionth time, it's brown.

rad

The Don...thats funny since we're talking about Brando.

Leslie

Okay Beags, a revisit to the Forum calendar for June 2004 shows what could be, I suppose, a really dark, dark, dark, dark, dark brown leather jacket. x;-)

ritaanz

Thanks Leslie, I needed that.

dark, dark, dark, dark, dark brown=black

Parabeagle

Whatever....8-|

ritaanz

x:* Poor baby. (I don't think I ever kissed a Liberal Democarat before.)

Parabeagle

You still haven't, Ritaanz. x;-)

I'm a conservative democrat. x;-)

ritaanz

Not by my definition. Giving freely and more than is necessary; giving more in quantity than is necessary or usual.

That's sounds like my Beagpuss.

Parabeagle

Awww.... Ritaanz.... that's sweet (I think) x;-). I'll take that as a compliment x:-)

Okay, well I just tried to post a picture of the same type of BROWN leather jacket I have, but couldn't get it to work. Thought I could put this matter to bed once and for all.

ritaanz

"tried to post a picture of the same type of BROWN leather jacket I have........."
Are you serious? Posting a picture of a brown jacket is going to make a believer out of me?

Right.

Parabeagle

Of course. It's the same manufacturer, same style, everything. You trust me, don't you?

slogan

Don, you know what they say about the waist dont't you?

"A waist is a terrible thing to mind"

So enjoy some Krispy Kreme's today, the world ends tomorrow!

Leslie

slogan, you're mixing your metaphors, er, uh, threads!

TN HR

No way Brando was only 50 inches at the waist. I saw him recently on some sort of homage/tribute to Wacko Jacko and he looked grotesquely bigger than 50 around the waist.

slogan

No, no, no. Threads are what holds your pants up around your waist...if it isn't to large!