Stupid things...

HRQ

From the book "563 Stupid Things People Do to Mess Up Their Lives"

"Use the words bunghole, dillweed, or jugs in an interview. Human resources experts recommend using more action-oriented terms such as pinhead, skank, and hooters."




I don't know why the dillweed who wrote this thinks pinhead, skank and hooters are action-oriented terms...

I'll post more as I make my way through the book. x:D

Don D

Yes, now I remember; the author of that book was on our cruise. He had your picture on page 216 but I didn't see the words under the picture. x}>

ray a

Don, I saw that too. I thought it said something about Beagle - but I really can't quite remember.

Leslie

HRQ, we're takin' a beatin' here. I think those terms all have East and South connotations. How about you?

HRQ

My goodness! A while back I started to limit my Forum time so I could get (or at least try to get) caught up at work. Looks like it just gave the boys more time to have their fun without my supervision. Pinheads. x:P

Parabeagle

Be ready, HRQ. The next Civil War won't be north and south - it'll be east and west! x;-)

HRQ

I'm armed with 562 more stupid things people do - I'm sure at least one of them will be related to picking battles with the wrong person (or side of the country). x:D

Parabeagle

Ray, go play the Minute Waltz on your 'bone and Don, go take your Geritol. Those of us who happen to be on the rational side of the Rockies can take it. You know, sticks and stones... x;-)

HRinNH

Let's see...Don and Ray were both on the cruise that the rest of us weren't invited to, looking at photos that neither can remember anything about. I could be totally wrong here but it sounds to me like they've spent a little too much time talking to their lawn flamingos. /:)

Beave

I think it has more to do with the excess liquids they've been sucking on ... lol xB-)

Parabeagle

I don't know... hallucinations or delusions that elaborate must involve more than just sucking down a few suds. x;-)

ray a

Right Beag, it was some of that special stuff you sent me for my birthday.

Don D

In defense of Raymond, I must remind you that he is not a drinkin' man. But, as I have told you before, I have an occasional, weekend social relationship with MoonBeam's brother, Jim. Don't forget that McMel was on the trip, as was Ritaanz and a host of others. We did have a rather lengthy meeting to cull the list.

HRQ

I'm sure this book has a passage about drinking much hooch. I'll get back with you on that...

Leslie

Lengthy meeting huh? First I was feeling left out...now it's moving to down right insulted!

marc

I too enjoyed the cruise, but I missed all of the meetings. I was on the deck hitting golf balls and trying to find the bottom of that bottle of tequila.

Beave

You like them worms marc? Yummy, yummy ... NOT!

ray a

I guess the question is, are we going to tell everyone about the next cruise that we have lined up?

Parabeagle

I know you, Ray. You'll tell everyone - as long as they're conservative republicans, right? x;-) For we conservative democrats, the phone will be busy, right? x;-)

HRinNH

Just give the chosen few time to shop beforehand. )

ray a

Cheryl, you better start shopping now to make sure your shoe collection is suitable for this auspicious event.

Beag, if we don't invite you, there will be no one to make fun of. YOu are invited to act as my evil twin.

HRinNH

>Cheryl, you better start shopping now to make sure your shoe collection is suitable for this auspicious event.

Ok...but unless I know the itinerary, I won't know how many pairs to buy...geesh what a dilema
x;-)

ray a

Be prepared for anything. just don't tell Beagle you're definitely invited, he'll be jealous.

ritaanz

Hey Don! Remember when you told me that the island we were stopping at was topless? Wish I had used more suntan lotion.