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National Guard

No one seems to have posted for a while in Har-de-har-har. I guess everyone is busy reading or responding to the braids/dreadlocks issue!!. Please some one. I'm waiting for some tensions breakers on Har-de-har-har.=P~

System

I could fax you my pay stub if you really want a laugh!

Gillian3

Maybe you could post in the forum somehow.

ray a

Well Don hijacked Beagle's thread to turn it into a discussion of the merits of public funding of the arts thus making the humorous section serious. And with the dreadlocks thread, the serious section is becoming a place of humor. The world is turned upside down.

Parabeagle

[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 05-18-04 AT 03:08PM (CST)[/font][br][br]Uh..., Ray, it wasn't my thread. It was Paul CB's thread. Better go apologize to him for confusing him with me, he'll never forgive you.

Remember, Paul is the fortunate one who lives on the beautiful Oregon coastline. I'm just the witty, dazzling urbanite.

Oh, wait. I know. We're both from Oregon so we're interchangeable, is that it? x;-)

ray a

Oops, you guys from Oregon look so much alike. I often confuse you with Cinderella, too. I'm sure Paul will forgive me.

rad

Isn't she from Washington just posing as an Oregonian? Is Oregonain a real word?

Parabeagle

Cinderella is a Washingtonian posing as an Oregonian and yes, Oregonian is a real word - unlike Massachusettesian. x;-)

ray a

Washington, Oregon... what's the difference?

Someone else on the forum is originally from Washington. Who? Beagle, you remember?

Don D

I was told by the proctologist that Oregonian is actually a rather delicate rectal procedure done with a quick flip of the wrist using an extremely sharp, threaded 3/8 inch outside-diameter copper pipe. x:D

LarryC

My Holy God! (to coin a phrase from another thread) WHERE did you come up with that?

Thinking back to yet another current thread, I'll bet that an employee faced with either a payroll deduction or an "Oregonian" would probably sign....and it wouldn't take him 5 minutes.

safety

As you say, thinking back to another thread, an "Oregonian" could be performed within a 20-minute time frame in a limo, after hours, of course, and, off company property.

LarryC

Now THAT would be a Kodak moment.