Insanity Check
marc
3,126 Posts
Just for fun.
Insanity-Level Check
>
>I'm going to try some of these:
>
>1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
>hair dryer at passing cars...See if they slow down.
>2. Page yourself over the intercom-Don't disguise your voice.
>3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
>with that.
>4. Put your trash can on your desk and label it "IN".
>5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks...Once everyone has gotten
>over their caffeine addictions,
>switch to espresso.
>6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
>7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
>8. Don't use any punctuation
>9. As often as possible, Skip rather than walk.
>10. Ask people what sex they are-laugh hysterically after they answer.
>11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."
>12. Sing along at the opera.
>13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
>14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all
>day.
>15. Five days in advance, tell your friend that you cannot attend their
>party because you are not in the mood.
>16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name.
>17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!".
>18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,
>"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THEY'RE LOOSE!!!".
>19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the poor economy, we are going
>to have to let one of you go."
Insanity-Level Check
>
>I'm going to try some of these:
>
>1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
>hair dryer at passing cars...See if they slow down.
>2. Page yourself over the intercom-Don't disguise your voice.
>3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
>with that.
>4. Put your trash can on your desk and label it "IN".
>5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks...Once everyone has gotten
>over their caffeine addictions,
>switch to espresso.
>6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
>7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
>8. Don't use any punctuation
>9. As often as possible, Skip rather than walk.
>10. Ask people what sex they are-laugh hysterically after they answer.
>11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."
>12. Sing along at the opera.
>13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
>14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all
>day.
>15. Five days in advance, tell your friend that you cannot attend their
>party because you are not in the mood.
>16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name.
>17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!".
>18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,
>"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THEY'RE LOOSE!!!".
>19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the poor economy, we are going
>to have to let one of you go."
Comments
Paint a smiling face on someone's bald spot.
Go to Yankee Stadium wearing a Red "I love Boston" t-shirt.
Drive on the highway in two lanes going 25 mph in order to save the lives of all those crazy speedsters.
Whatever, that would outright suicide.