Woman marries herself

ray a

"Singles frustrated with trying to find a spouse now have a solution, thanks to the new re-definitions of marriage. A woman in the Netherlands is getting married to herself. 30-year-old Jennifer Hoes has set the date for May 28. She has her wedding dress, her friends and family have their invitations, and the dinner will cost $22,000. The wedding itself will be in the city hall of Harleem. Apparently, in the anything-goes marriage laws of the Netherlands, the wedding will be legal."

As quoted from a blog. Fasten your seatbelts.

Questions?

Parabeagle

Yeah, I have a question, Ray...

Where do you find this stuff and don't you have work to do? x;-)

ray a

Actually, I found during lunch while eating a plate of hot wings. That may explain a lot.

rad

Hmm...there's an idea, single people in Mass don't do well tax-wise. So if I marry myself, I'll have a spouse to deduct. :-?

Not to mention that I'll get to wear the Vera Wang I've had my eye on and not end up with anyone leaving dirty underwear on the bathroom floor. Thanks, Ray, you've made my day!

Don D

Right, and if one of you has a headache, you have no one to blame but yourself!

Cinderella

Hmmm. And I thought my biggest decision as a single person is when to "give up" on finding the love of my life and adopt children as a single person.

ray a

Here's the kicker, Cinderella. If you do marry yourself then you find the man of your dreams (Beagle doesn't count) and decide you want to marry him, must you first divorce yourself? If you remain married to yourself, will you become a bigamist?

Parabeagle

I'm often told that I don't count. x:-(

Gives a guy a complex, y'know?

HS

There there Chim Chim Picklechunks, you'll find that one day you will count. I promise...

Yours Truly,
Boobie HamsterSniffer.

Whatever

What happens if you marry yourself, discover you made a mistake and then can't reach a settlement with yourself as to the divisionof property.

There is a song called "I'm my own Grandpa."

ray a

Hire 2 good lawyers.

ritaanz

Toots, I've been away for a couple of days and this is what happens? I think along with the trifocals, it is time for your milk of magnesia. Something needs to be done to unplug your mind set. x:*

ray a

Ritaanz, see Don's post on the other thread about things you didn't know. Explains a lot.

ritaanz

Ok, I'll check it out. It better be worth the trip. I'm a busy gal, you know.