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HRQ

1) I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

2) I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

3) I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

4) I have not yet begun to procrastinate.

5) I don't suffer from stress. I'm just a carrier.

6) Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.



I am waiting for the day an employee tries to use #1 with me... x;-)

ray a

I like #1, think I'll use that here at work sometime.

HRQ

>I like #1, think I'll use that here at work
>sometime.


I don't like your attitude, mister.

ray a

So, why do you have a perception problem, Q?

HRQ

The "whooshing" sounds are interfering with my perception today. Think going home early today would solve my problem? It's sunny and in the 80's. xB-)

ray a

It's sunny and in the 30's here. That can definitely affect one's attitude. Sounds like it is cooling off out there. My daughter said it was mid 90's a couple days ago at her place in Phoenix.

HRQ

Getting downright chilly. I might even have to shut my door to keep the cold out. x;-)

sonny

I like them all. Thanks

ray a

Sonny, are you implying that I'm being discriminatory? I think I may be offended, but I'm not quite sure. If I think about it for a day or two I should be able to come to a conclusion. I'll let you know Monday.

ritaanz

Toots, don't start!

sonny

Beagle hasn't been around Rita, so he's got to start somewhere. x:-)

Cinderella

speaking of the beag, where has he been?

ray a

Beagle said something about visiting relatives this week. Must be on vacation, assuming they are relatives he likes.

sonny

Geez Ray, what a waste of your weekend. I'll save you the trouble. Would never imply you are being discrimantory. See, now you can do FUN things this weekend!x;-)

ray a

But, trying to come up with ways to irritate you ladies is fun. x}>

ritaanz

Toots, go to your room. No supper tonight.