College freshman

Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:
The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1985. They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
The CD was introduced the year they were born.
They have always had an answering machine.
They have always had cable.
They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane Boss, de plane".
They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
Do you feel old yet?
The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1985. They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
The CD was introduced the year they were born.
They have always had an answering machine.
They have always had cable.
They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane Boss, de plane".
They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
Do you feel old yet?
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That explains why I always get a blank stare whenever I say to a newhire, "Nanu-nanu." x:D
It would be funnier if the statements were less judgemental (i.e. instead of "They cannot fathom not having a remote control" try "Since they were born, TV's have come standard with remote controls"). Again, I hate to be a pest or a party pooper, and I understand that it IS pretty weird to think about how different things are for different generations, but I tire of the "let's look down at the youngin's" attitude. No offense BSA.
carbon paper
onionskin
typing eraser
thermal paper
correction tape (the paper kind)
slide rule
vacuum tubes in the TV (and the tube tester down at the local store so you could see which tube in your TV burned out)
fuse boxes
6.5 oz Coke in little glass bottles
...am I dating myself yet? x;-)
Telephone numbers that started with letters
School clothes and separate play clothes
Clothes and sheets that had to be ironed and how great they smelled afterwards.
I also remember smelling the newly copied papers as soon as they came off the mimeograph machine at school. Loved that smell, little did we know we were killing brain cells!
Remember BEECHWOOD 4-5789
Love your Profile photo, by the way. x:D
some guy just tried to "sell" that phone number on the internet. They did a report on the news explaining to people that no one can sell a phone number, it was a scam...
my kids will grow up not knowing what life was like before the internet.
Next lesson - we'll learn how to build a shelter using only stone tools and palm fronds. x;-)
I believed her.
oh my... I graduated in '77. I've been working as long as you've been alive.. scarey...
Of course, maybe this is because my parents were 41 and 53 when I was born.
Now my TV is a little more modern, but it's still older than these freshmen.
James Sokolowski
HRhero.com
The boomers staged liberal demonstrations all over the country, burning their bras, holding rock concerts, protesting the war, and smoked dope at 'love-ins' shouting 'Peace, Love, and Rock-n-Roll.'
We spoiled the gen-x'ers and gave them everything we didn't have.
Don't let general statements like these cramp your style - they're general statements. I kept my bras and didn't spoil my kids.
Ignore what people say and continue to make a difference.
My point is, my parents are NOT boomers. They are boomer's parent's ages and I'm 26.
I'm not letting general statements cramp my style, I'm stating an opinion. You don't agree with my opinion and that is fine.
That was when he was Beaver Cleaver's age.
He's now 28.