Seen on T-shirts ...
Beave
263 Posts
A Washington Post columnist runs a column each summer listing interesting t-shirts observed at the Ocean City, Maryland beach.
** I childproofed my house, but they still get in.
** On the front - 60 is not old. On the back - If you're a tree.
**I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes.
** At my age, "getting lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot.
** My reality check just bounced.
** Life is short, make fun of it.
** I'm not 50. I'm $49.95 plus tax.
** Annapolis - - A drinking town with a sailing problem.
** I need somebody bad. Are you bad?
** Physically pffffffft!
** Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car.
** I'm not a snob. I'm just better than you are.
** It's my cat's world. I'm just here to open cans.
** Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.
** Keep staring....I may do a trick.
** We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic.
** Dangerously under-medicated.
** My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, and it's gone.
** Every time I hear the word "exercise," I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
** I childproofed my house, but they still get in.
** On the front - 60 is not old. On the back - If you're a tree.
**I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes.
** At my age, "getting lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot.
** My reality check just bounced.
** Life is short, make fun of it.
** I'm not 50. I'm $49.95 plus tax.
** Annapolis - - A drinking town with a sailing problem.
** I need somebody bad. Are you bad?
** Physically pffffffft!
** Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car.
** I'm not a snob. I'm just better than you are.
** It's my cat's world. I'm just here to open cans.
** Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.
** Keep staring....I may do a trick.
** We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic.
** Dangerously under-medicated.
** My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, and it's gone.
** Every time I hear the word "exercise," I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Comments
BOMB SQUAD - If you see me running, try to keep up.
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My mother would love this one! Since I was a kid she has always 'lost' her car in he parking lot.
One frequently seen around here that reminds me of the Annapolis one.."A quaint drinking village with a fishing problem"
Squeeze me real hard, I'm good under pressure.
Perfect angel x0:)
Gone bad
The lady wearing this shirt is a cowgirl,
Don't panic,
Keep cool,
just get down on your knees and do everything
the nice cowgirl tells you to do.
and
my favorite x:9
You're a bad boy! Go to my room!
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>You're a bad boy! Go to my room!
Well, RLCD... With a t-shirt like that (and the attitude to match) you'll fit right in with the Jersey girls on this forum... x:D
James Sokolowski
HRhero.com
Duh. x:-8
(I hope that's it)
The best baseball cap I've seen has an extra long brim, almost a foot, I bet, and the cap says, "I bet mine is longer than yours".
My brothers wear stuff like that to torment my dad when they all go golfing.
Another one i saw was on a lady and it said something to the affect of "Quit staring at my boobs". I couldn't help but laugh on the spot.
"Ask me, I might."
On an apron: Who invited all these tacky people?
Ok ... I'm asking ...
The person had to ask outright for an answer.