Happy Valentine's Day
Don D
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Supposed entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic second line: Can you think of another?
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, but I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other,
Until that is, I met your brother.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
Describes my dear everything you're not.
I love your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn, I'm good at tellin' lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife;
Marrying you sure screwed up my life.
I see your face when I'm dreaming.
That's why I sometimes wake up screaming.
and my favorite....
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime!
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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, but I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other,
Until that is, I met your brother.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
Describes my dear everything you're not.
I love your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn, I'm good at tellin' lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife;
Marrying you sure screwed up my life.
I see your face when I'm dreaming.
That's why I sometimes wake up screaming.
and my favorite....
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime!
x:-) x:-) x:-) x}> x:-) x:-) x:-)
Comments
Dear Gorby,
Violets are blue,
Roses are red.
I love you despite,
That mark on your head.
Love,
Raisha
Now please turn your head and cough.
Then I woke up and had to pee.
Now you won't leave, like gum on my shoe.
It's too bad you act like Parabeagle
You are so handsome, HRsage.
But could you please pay more than minimum wage?
Happy Birthday to my love,
My life, my wife, my turtledove,
I love you more than life, it seems -
I love you more than pork and beans.
What do you mean I can't have a beer?
And up on the rooftop, what do I see?
While looking and leaking, I fall to my knee,
Why My God it's non-other than Gillian3.
Now please turn your head and cough."
Tell you what Mel:
If a doctor said that with my privates in hand,
I'd leave in a flash, and my money demand!
I'd tell the whole town, put it up on a banner,
And I'd tell him to work on his bed side manner.
A little attention is good, when due
A friendly doctor is good today
Especially when insurance agrees to pay
Belonged to someone just like Ritaanz?
And yes, I know this post doesn't rhyme.
Is digging his own grave.
If I didn't know better,
I'd say he's very brave.
Please do tell.
I'd love to say
But I have to get
some work done today
But woe is me, its a community property state!
Don't weep
Oh, see the dust fly
Now, get over there and sweep!
Chari
Whether for Don, Marc or even Ray A.
And those girls from Jersey are never timid or coy
I hope they never run into Aluminum Boy.
I'm only kidding, I hope no one feels hurt
Now I must end all this rhyming and get back to work.
And welcome back Gillian!
You bring me joy
Now go get my electric toy