State Jokes

Don D

No offense to folks in Jersey, mind you. Jay Leno said Jersey had just passed some bill approving or legalizing cloning. Then he says, "Hey, hasn't cloning always been popular in Jersey? Go out to the beach and holler "Aaaaaayyy. TONY!" And here come 20 guys who look just alike saying, "AA You talkin' ta me?"

ritaanz

The cloning statement was true. 20 Tonys is not a joke, that also is true. Oh boy! Do I miss the beach, the boardwalk, the ocean and the pisanos.

Don D

Ahhhh, the Pisanos. Youse guys lived near them, did ya? Terribly overweight, doze guys.

ritaanz

Nah. Them guys had da muscle shoits, 2 sizes too small. Pack a cigs hangin outta the shoit sleeve ana cig behind da ear. Ya dont hang with em. Theys always talkin about the clap, whatever.

Whatever

Theys always talkin about the clap,
>whatever.


I am confused. How did I get to be part of this thread? x:o

ray a

New Yoik City, New Joisey.... what's the difference?

Whatever

Now your getting nasty. After all, have I ever compared where you live to Siberia? 8-}

ray a

You don't have to, we do that ourselves.

Don D

Fellows: One more outa line remark and I'm bustin' the glass and pressing the alert button. This thread is about state jokes and you should not denigrate one another. Ritaanz, you know better than to talk about medical issues. Do I need to come over there?

ray a

But Don, we NY'ers live to denigrate each other. That is part of the state joke. If Scott were here, we'd gang up on him because he lives in the state capitol.

marc

Doesn't that make the Governor mad?

Whatever

Nope, the state maintains an office in NYC.

Don D

Marc: Why would the governor care where Scott lives?

marc

...because he lives in the state capitol... OK, it was a bit of a stretch.

ritaanz

Yes! Nah, nah....bet ya can't catch me.

Cinderella

If you think being a "Tony" in Jersey is tough, try being a "Jennifer" ANYWHERE. There were NINE of us at my last company. Sheesh.

Don D

Try this: Hello, My name is Jennifer. But, you can call me Tony.