Diversity
Parabeagle
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In an effort to create a diversified staff of employees, a large development corporation recently hired several cannibal-Americans.
"You are all part of the team, now." said the HR Manager during the welcome briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria to eat lunch, but please don't eat any of the other employees."
The cannibals all promised they would not.
Four weeks later, their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm very satisfied with your performance, collectively. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all solemnly shook their heads no.
As soon as the boss left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which of you idiots ate the secretary?!"
One hand rose hesitantly. "You FOOL! For weeks we've been eating managers and nobody noticed, but noooooo - you had to go and eat someone important!"
"You are all part of the team, now." said the HR Manager during the welcome briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria to eat lunch, but please don't eat any of the other employees."
The cannibals all promised they would not.
Four weeks later, their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm very satisfied with your performance, collectively. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all solemnly shook their heads no.
As soon as the boss left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which of you idiots ate the secretary?!"
One hand rose hesitantly. "You FOOL! For weeks we've been eating managers and nobody noticed, but noooooo - you had to go and eat someone important!"
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