One Liner List

System

I saw these on a couple of uncredited lists of one liners and bumper stickers. Based on the lurkling I have done on this site, I know some of you will enjoy them as much as I did:

* Earth First - We'll log the other planets later

* I brake for..wait..AAAAH!... NO BRAKES!!!!

* A fool and his his money are a girl's best friend

* Dyslexics of the world...untie!

* My karma ran over your dogma

* Have you ever noticed how nothing in the world is impossible to those that don't have to do it?

* Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool

* On the other hand, you have different fingers

* Honk if you love peace and quiet

sonny

These are cute. I see one around quite often. . "If 10% is good enough for God, it oughta be good enough for the government!"

ray a

Amen Sonny.

mwild31

Here's my list...

· Death Before Dishonor. Nothing Before Coffee
· Yes, I've heard of 'decaf'. What's your point?
· Support Capitol Punishment, Flog a Politician Today
· Forget Love - I want to fall in Chocolate
· If we can put a man on the moon, why not all of them?
· It's worse than you think and they ARE out to get you!
· I inhaled and I vote
· Different drummer? I'm my own band!
· GO AHEAD, HONK If I can hear you, you're in range
· Out of mind - Back in 5 minutes
· I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
· If ignorance is Bliss, Washington must be Paradise!
· Grow your own dope! Plant a politician!
· Vote Conservative! There's no mistake like an old mistake!
· Inside every small problem is a big one trying to get government funding
· It never fails! You start having fun, and they send in the lawyers.
· Free Speech keeps Rush on the air. Free Thought keeps me from believing him.
· To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.
· It's lonely at the top... but you eat better.

Parabeagle

Driver Carries No Cash - He's Married.

(boy, I used to be able to relate to THAT one!)

Nrdgrrl

Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes.
That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Experience is a wonderful thing.
It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

Whatever

Per Alexander Woolcott - "Everything I like is either immoral, illegal or fattening."

Ruskanen

I didn't fight my way up the food chain to be a vegetarian.