Thanksgiving Night
rad
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A friend sent this to me, its very cute...
'Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned, the dark meat and white
but I fought the temptation with all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation,the thought of a snack became infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore!
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,'til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground!
I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky, with a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees...
"Happy Eating to All, Pass the Cranberries, Please!"
May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes 'n gravy have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious, may your pies take the prize,
May your Thanksgiving Dinner stay off your thighs!!
Have a Happy Thanksgiving!
'Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned, the dark meat and white
but I fought the temptation with all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation,the thought of a snack became infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore!
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,'til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground!
I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky, with a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees...
"Happy Eating to All, Pass the Cranberries, Please!"
May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes 'n gravy have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious, may your pies take the prize,
May your Thanksgiving Dinner stay off your thighs!!
Have a Happy Thanksgiving!
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