Short but sweet . . . discrimination

mjindra

A woman walks into her boss' office with this complaint:

"All the other women in the office are suing you for sexual
harassment.

"Since you haven't sexually harassed me, I'm suing you for
discrimination."

rad

Sad part is, there are really people like that out there...

HRgalME

Good one mjindra! xclap

Cyndy

HRQ

Anyone ever watch the show Married With Children? Peg was upset because the Peeping Tom in the neighborhood had peeped on every woman but her. She whined for days. To shut her up, Al (her husband) finally climbed the ladder to her bedroom to peep her in the middle of the night. To wake her up and notice the "peeper", he kept whispering (loudly) "peep! peep! peep!" She beat the daylights out of the "peeper", if I remember correctly.

marc

Some days you just can't win.

Parabeagle

I can picture this scenario occurring after Ahnold the Gropenfuhrer has been in office for a few days x;-)

Don D

Was she begging or complaining? I reckon she closed the door and hung around until he made it 100%. (reckon means the same as 'guess' or 'assume')

mjindra

Sounds like she was begging.

Thanks for explaining "I reckon" to those of us without an accent. I reckon I wouldn't have understood otherwise. x:D

ray a

So Mjindra..... I've been trying to avoid posting here, but can't resist. Is this a true story you are telling us and if so which character are you?

mjindra

You couldn't resist, could you ray? I'm the one suing for discrimination. I felt left out.

Parabeagle

Ray just follows you around like a puppy, doesn't he, Mjindra? What have you got on him, anyway? x;-)

mjindra

I'm not saying! (Don't worry ray)

ray a

Good. If Beagle knew our little secret, he'd be very jealous.