Fat Cells
JudyT929
509 Posts
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up
inthe first place!
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When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping", now I just "chunky dunk".
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Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply
press'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
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Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
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My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that's what he said.
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Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
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Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can
in prison?
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If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!
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And my favorite.....
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up
inthe first place!
**************
When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping", now I just "chunky dunk".
************
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply
press'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
********
Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
*******
My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that's what he said.
********
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
**********
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can
in prison?
********
If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!
**********
And my favorite.....
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever
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