Bad Joke - Good Tune

Don D

There was a guy who had a girlfriend named Lorraine.
She was very pretty and he liked her a lot.

One day he went to work to find a new girl had started
on the job. She was Asian and her name was Crearry
and she was absolutely gorgeous.

He became quite infatuated with her and after a while it
became obvious that she was interested in him too.

But this guy was a loyal man and he wouldn't pursue Crearry
while he was still going out with Lorraine.

He decided that there was nothing he could do
but break up with her and get it on with the new girl.

He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't
bring himself to do it.

One day they went for a walk along the river bank
when Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current
carried her off and she drowned.

The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and
singing...

"I can see Crearry now...Lorraine has gone."

Ruby Tuesday

Oh, that's nasty but good!!! x:D

ray a

Did she slip or was she pushed?

rad

Thanks Don, that was the sillyness I needed this morning.

AnneLa

I'm speachless .................

Don D

But you cannot get that song out of your head, can you Anne?

Leslie

You have got to be kidding me! I got a million of these...if I could just remember one.

HS

Mr and Mrs Wong had been trying to have a child. The day finally came when Mrs Wong was pregnant and gave birth. Out popped a baby boy, who looked African American. When the Dr. asked Mr and Mrs Wong what they wanted to name the child they both replied, "Sum Tin".

Give it a minute, you'll get it... x:P