Jesus Has A Ceiling Fan
Don D
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A bit of humor with apologies to those offended, if any.
Hilary Clinton died and went to heaven (Now that's curious, but anyway...) As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. she asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move".
"Oh", said Hillary, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie".
"Incredible!", said Hillary. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "that's Abraham Lincoln's clock. the hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bill's clock?", asked Hillary.
"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan".
Hilary Clinton died and went to heaven (Now that's curious, but anyway...) As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. she asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move".
"Oh", said Hillary, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie".
"Incredible!", said Hillary. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "that's Abraham Lincoln's clock. the hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bill's clock?", asked Hillary.
"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan".
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