An employment joke

A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to
the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find
a job."

The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just
got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his
nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, but
the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long 20+ hours of
this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort
the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a

The young man said, "You're kidding* me, man!"

The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"

*cleaned up a little


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