Forum Speculations

Margaret Morford

Well, I started this when I asked what you all thought Don D. looked like before we saw the picture. We only know what Paul and Don D. look like because we have pictures.

Now, what do you think Ritaanz looks like? How about Parabeagle? How about Hatchetman? Woco Frank (remember the haiku)? Or any other Forumite you want to speculate on.

James,

If we can talk them into sending a picture, will you send them a t-shirt to pose in?

Margaret Morford
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Parabeagle

Afraid I have to recuse myself on this one, Margaret. I already know what I look like (and trust me -- it ain't pretty!). x;-)

ray a

Great idea, Margaret. I'd do most anything to get one of those HR shirts like Don has. Let's see, if I dyed my hair, lost a few pounds and bought a motorcycle... my wife would wonder what I was up to.

I had a new badge picture taken recently after I shaved off the goatee and sent it to some friends on another forum. One guy told me his computer crashed and burned after he opened it and said my wife must *really* love me. So, if you do ever see my face, you'll say "right, he's ugly" or "no, he's not as bad as he said".

Parabeagle

What is it with goatees? I thought I was pretty unique and "edgy" 'till I saw Don's picture. How many of us have goatees?

scottorr

I have one as well. I am not bragging but I supported myself through three of my four degrees by modeling for the Gap and Guess. I'm not the pretty boy I used to be though. Now you might run and hide.

Yahoo

How about a "Men of the Forum" calendar????? :oo

Don D

Yes, I've heard that Ritaanz and Margaret both indeed do have goatees.

ray a

In the picture I have of Margaret she is clean shaven.

Parabeagle

Better watch it, Don. You're going to burn through all that great goodwill you built up with Ritaanz, et. al. when you posted your picture and made their hearts go all aflutter. x;-)

ray a

That's OK, Parabeagle. Don may have all the sex appeal, but this gives you and me a chance to show our sensitive side when we mend their broken hearts after his cruel comments.

jmpmo

Would this be right after you put the trenchcoats over the rain puddles? Girls love that. Don't we girls? A calendar and a trenchcoat, be still our beating hearts. ;;)

Parabeagle

My trenchcoat doesn't do well in puddles -- it hasn't been scotchguarded lately, but I can think of something, I'm sure.

ray a

Funny, Don is the one who made the trenchcoat comment and dragged me into it, then I was the one who took the "heat" over it. But, that's OK, I always carry a can of Scotchgard with me just in case.

Parabeagle

Ever notice how it's usually Don who gets us into trouble? x;-)

Whatever

Outside of the original thread & one reply, why are all the threads from men?

Parabeagle

Interesting observation. Wonder why that is? I'm particularly curious why Ritaanz hasn't thrown her two cents in. :-?

ray a

Don is being awful quiet, too. Hey, wait... Don said he was on vacation yesterday. How do we know he's not in Arizona right now?

Trinity

Well, I'm a girl and I'm all for it..especially if the one who looks like Harrison Ford will send his in!! ;;)

ray a

If I send in a picture that looks like Harrison Ford, how will you know for sure that it is me? Was that really Don on the other thread or his better looking younger brother?

Parabeagle

First of all, I don't think he could get to AZ that quickly since he just popped in with a comment earlier. Besides, I think I noticed training wheels on that motorcycle, so he needs to watch his speed (especially at his age). x;-)

jmpmo

Well, I am already the one girl who responded and I am with Trinity!!

Parabeagle

Don't look at us, ladies... It's Margaret who actually met the Harrison Ford lookalike, so you'll have to drag that info out of her.

Yahoo

Don't leave me out!! Yahoo IS a girl, too! Why else would I suggest a calendar of "Forum hotties"? =P~

Parabeagle

Here's my handkerchief. You're drooling a bit. x;-)

Yahoo

>Here's my handkerchief. You're drooling a bit. x;-)


I thought you needed that to cover puddles?!?

jmpmo

How come the one person who started all this and has met the Harrison "look-a-like" is now the one not responding about it? x:-/

Margaret Morford

Harrison Ford is on his own to respond or not.

So far, no one has speculated what any of the rest of the Forumites look like. What do you think these people look like? That was the original post. Leave it to us HR types to take an innocent question (?) and turn it into a porno calendar!

Margaret Morford
theHRedge
615-371-8200
[email]mmorford@mleesmith.com[/email]
[url]http://www.thehredge.net[/url]

Parabeagle

You're right, Margaret. We did kind of get off the mark, didn't we? The only visualizations I have made thus far are:

Don: Well, never mind.... his pic's been posted, my impression is academic
Ray: Hmmm... Intelligent, probably looks like Hawkeye Pierce
Ritaanz: Margaret Houlihan
WOCO Frank: Got to be a really handsome guy - his last name's the same as mine.
Margaret: No point -- I have the videotape, so I know.
Parabeagle: Alfred E. Newman

who'd I miss?

Don D

Ray's basic misunderstanding seems to be that he thinks the way to a woman's heart is by carrying a can of scotchguard. He must have missed the lesson about carrying a can of scotch, instead. Most women swoon over Vienna Sausages and Scotch, both straight. The reason Beagle won't lay down his trenchcoat is simply because that's all he wears and the cops usually detain him when he snatches it open.

I think some computer guru on here should do a good sized collage of photos that people send in and let's see who can guess who's who. Or either let M. Lee Smith and all his millions publish a BI-annual (with no offense to California) slick publication of photos with ones sent in. Now there's an Idea Margaret and James. Seize it! M. Lee can stall his bonus this year. Or do we all protest by yanking subscriptions? Talk about 'Power of the People'!

Parabeagle

Hey, I resent that! I'll have you know I usually wear socks under my trenchcoat!

Paul in Cannon Beach

Wow.. you guys are going nuts. Sorry I have missed all the fun.

Paul in Cannon Beach