Actual Newspaper Headlines

HS

"Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft"
"Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood"
"Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead"
"Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures"
"Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax"
"Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors"
"If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While"
"Include Your Children when Baking Cookies"
"Iraqi Head Seeks Arms"
"Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant"
"Miners Refuse to Work after Death"
"New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group"
"Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over"
"Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told"
"Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges"
"Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years at Checkout Counter"
"Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead"

ray a

Have to admit, those headlines do grab your attention and make you want to read the articles.

Nat

This is not a newspaper headline but it is a sign at our local car wash:

"NO MUDDY VEHICLES"#o

HS

x:o

where do they expect you to take it?

Nat

I don't know. I guess you're suppose to wash it at home and then bring it to the car wash. Go figure!x:-/

TALLEY

I'm still chuckling over this one I read last week in one of the local community papers:

"Man indicted for rape;loses Notary seal

I've been trying for years to figure out how to get my co. to let me relinquish the Notary duties. Guess I've got my answer!