HR "Professional"
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The following shore quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be an HR "Professional." Scroll down for each answer
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refigerator?
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The correct answer is: Open the refigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
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2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator door"? (Wrong Answer)
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Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions our your previous actions.
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3. The Lion King is hosting an animal comference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
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Correct Answer: The Elephant does not attend. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him there. This test your memory.
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OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
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4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How you do manage it?
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Correct Answer: You simply swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Aminal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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According to Acme Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the HR Professionals they tested got all four questions wrong. But most all preschoolers got serveral correct answers. Acme Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most HR Professionals have the brains of a four year old.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refigerator?
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The correct answer is: Open the refigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
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2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator door"? (Wrong Answer)
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Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions our your previous actions.
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3. The Lion King is hosting an animal comference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
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Correct Answer: The Elephant does not attend. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him there. This test your memory.
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OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
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4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How you do manage it?
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Correct Answer: You simply swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Aminal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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According to Acme Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the HR Professionals they tested got all four questions wrong. But most all preschoolers got serveral correct answers. Acme Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most HR Professionals have the brains of a four year old.
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