Dilbert
jmpmo
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I don't know how many of you read Dilbert, but there was the funniest one in there today regarding Catbert: Evil HR Director:
Catbert says, "I'm reminding everyone that layoffs can improve morale. Layoffs prove that management is capable of making tough decisions to turn things around.
Employee says, "You're right. I do feel more optimistic now."
Catbert, "Secondly, you're fired." x:)
Catbert says, "I'm reminding everyone that layoffs can improve morale. Layoffs prove that management is capable of making tough decisions to turn things around.
Employee says, "You're right. I do feel more optimistic now."
Catbert, "Secondly, you're fired." x:)
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Do you also get copies of the cartoon from well meaning colleagues?
Employee, "Here's the temp you requested."
Temp, "GAAA!!! NO HANDSHAKE! I'M AFRAID OF COMMITMENT!!!"
Temp in running position, "No, I won't need a chair. I like to stand in this position."