Top Ten
franfields
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One of our employees sent this to me:
The Top Ten Indicators that your employer has changed to a cheaper
HMO:
10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
9. Directions to your doctor's office include: "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgsicles.
7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
6. The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage, is "An apple a day."
5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
4. The guideline that reads, "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network-charges" is not a typo.
3. The only expense that is covered 100% - is embalming.
2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little M's on them.
And the number One sign that you've joined a cheap HMO:
1. You ask for Viagra, and you get a Popsicle stick & duct tape.
The Top Ten Indicators that your employer has changed to a cheaper
HMO:
10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
9. Directions to your doctor's office include: "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgsicles.
7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
6. The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage, is "An apple a day."
5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
4. The guideline that reads, "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network-charges" is not a typo.
3. The only expense that is covered 100% - is embalming.
2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little M's on them.
And the number One sign that you've joined a cheap HMO:
1. You ask for Viagra, and you get a Popsicle stick & duct tape.
Comments
I think this is the new plan we were changed to on 1/1.
For pills that cure what ails you, the copay is $50.
Pills that your doctor never, ever prescribes: $25.
Generic sugar pills: $15.
James Sokolowski
Senior Editor
M. Lee Smith Publishers
Haven't we all? x;-)
We are in tears here at work. This is hilarious!
Thanks for the Laughs
Patsy