HR Haiku Contest

AnneLa

Here's my 2 cents................

Just joined the game play
Back from vacation - ho hum
knew you'd still be here

missed the Forum .............

WOCO Frank

It says near midweek,
Yet my big calendar lies.
Another Monday.

WOCO Frank

Applicants from hell
Spinning lies about past jobs
Pee jar stays quite dry.

Don D

Exellente Frank
One of the very best yet
Pee jar indeed ha

Leslie

A coincidence.
Our jars are not very dry -
Random testing now!

Don D

I would hate that job!
No way I want to do that!
Would get my thumb wet!

WOCO Frank

Don's thumb would get wet
But I must remind you all
Plastic gloves are cool.

Leslie

Collection not ours.
Outside firm makes lots of green.
More power to them.

System

Can't beat Frank's "pee jar", but here goes:

Sitting frustrated
Which fire to put out today
Ah, the HR life!

franfields

The moon must be full
I can't seem to get ahead
Of the howling wolves

Don D

Don't try Nae Nae's trick
No sleeping bags with full moon
Wolf will surely BITE!