"Tickle Me Elmo"
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I hope noone is offended by this joke...my apologies if you are...but I heard it and nearly fell out of my chair from laughing too hard.
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The Tickle me Elmo factory needed to hire someone to work on their production floor. The HR manager talked to the woman who got the job to go over her job duties and her start time for the next day. Excitedly she left and said she'd see him tomorrow.
Mid morning the next day, the production manager storms into the HR managers office. "That girl you hired is holding up my production!"
"Why, what's going on?" the HR manager inquired.
"You need to come see this for yourself" the floor manager replied.
Together they walked out onto the production floor. Sure enough, Tickle me Elmo's were backed up the assembly line. There at the start of the backup was the girl he hired the day before. She had a bag of marbles and the material used for the Elmo dolls. Carefully she put glue on each marble and wrapped them in the red material. Then just as carefully, she'd sew 2 of the wrapped marbles between Elmo's legs.
The HR manager almost laughed out loud. He said to the floor manager, "I'll take care of this." He walked over to the woman and said, "I believe there may have been a misunderstanding in your job duties...
...your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
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The Tickle me Elmo factory needed to hire someone to work on their production floor. The HR manager talked to the woman who got the job to go over her job duties and her start time for the next day. Excitedly she left and said she'd see him tomorrow.
Mid morning the next day, the production manager storms into the HR managers office. "That girl you hired is holding up my production!"
"Why, what's going on?" the HR manager inquired.
"You need to come see this for yourself" the floor manager replied.
Together they walked out onto the production floor. Sure enough, Tickle me Elmo's were backed up the assembly line. There at the start of the backup was the girl he hired the day before. She had a bag of marbles and the material used for the Elmo dolls. Carefully she put glue on each marble and wrapped them in the red material. Then just as carefully, she'd sew 2 of the wrapped marbles between Elmo's legs.
The HR manager almost laughed out loud. He said to the floor manager, "I'll take care of this." He walked over to the woman and said, "I believe there may have been a misunderstanding in your job duties...
...your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
Comments
No problem Don...I aim to please.
x:D
Me too Rita...could you just imagine!
I probably wouldn't be able to get the job duties out without laughing. Reminds me of the Friends episode where Chandler is interviewing and the interviewer says something to the effect of..."so what is it that you do do?" Chandler couldn't get through the interview without saying, "doodoo" and laughing very hard.
x:D
Here's another one I heard at a State SHRM Conference.
"An HR Director died and went to Hell and it was two weeks before he realized he wasn't in the office".
(You know this had to be a joke because what HR Director would go to Hell?)