Paul: You obviously haven't read the bulletin board in the breakroom. We are both on your organizational chart effective Monday next. You will notice our names right above yours!
I have sat back and watched the interaction on many topics from both of you and have now decided that I am either a)way underpaid or b) way overworked. Maybe both. For both of you, hats off for having multiple hits on just "you" to see what you've come up with on so many levels. Thanks for the entertainment.
Further, I, bought Paul's company while no one was looking and I'm going to move the whole thing to California, where Don will have a jolly time trying to fit in. Well, maybe not - he would probably quit in disgust, but such is life.
No. I would hold seminars to show your employees that California is indeed part of the United States, not a separate country, and that it is acceptable to join in, accordingly. And I would counsel you guys that there is little wisdom in seeing how many oddball rules and standards one can create in the shortest span of time. And I would pass out leaflets to the professors on your campus, contradicting the California principle that states, "For each and every federally imposed law, there must be an equal number of laws which demand additional restrictions or obligations upon the populace and especially the employer community." So, as you can see, I adapt well to change and accept any assignment willingly. I am resilient and flexible and can leap most tall buildings. I am working on Paul's job description as we speak. Let me know about the movement of my household goods. dd
I have re-read Eroj's post about four times and still can't decide whether that was a compliment or a put down. Don probably understands but I may need some help.
I don't. That's why I asked that he/she tell us again how he/she really feels. But, in the interest of mental health, I decided early on with the Forum that if it's a compliment, I'll accept it with appreciation; and, if it's not, I don't give a hoot.
After all of that, I am sure that we in Ca. will all feel much better. Why are you working on Paul's job description? He is your boss now that I have reorganized the place. You won't need household goods. We have a tent for you on the beach.
Gillian, you are such a nice dude that, to prepare you for your impending retirement, I am sending you 4 gallon jugs of water from the Tijuana water supply district. Enjoy! Have a good weekend.
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Paul
Now that would be truly frightening. Hey, I'd probably learn a few things from you but I would be a thorn in your side like you would never believe.
Its 5 pm.. Im going home. Night buddy!
Paul
AND............I promise not to make any comments, remarks, commentaries, or observations about your picture you posted on the Forum. x:o
Paul
But, in the interest of mental health, I decided early on with the Forum that if it's a compliment, I'll accept it with appreciation; and, if it's not, I don't give a hoot.
Paul