TN STATE HR CONFERENCE???

POPEYE

Will any of my fellow Tennesseans be attending the state HR conference in Memphis next week? They are always very informative, and FUN. I would love to put a face with a "screen name".

Don D

Speaking of which; when are you posting your face? I'm anxious to see that corncob pipe.

POPEYE

I haven't found a comfortable pair of shoes to wear and one of the gallowses on my bibbed overalls ain't fastenin right and when I get enough egg money I might be able to get some teeth and then maybe I can get cousin Jethro to find someone to give him some film for his polaroid and then I can mail my picture to James and he can put it on this here fancy writin through the air thing-a-ma-bob. Until then you need to come up to Memphis next week and just get the first-hand lookee.

System

Popeye, I could help you with the shoes, but I don't make house calls outside of a 50-mile radius. We won't pay no nevermind to the rest of the stuff. We'll like you jest the way you er.

POPEYE

If'n I got a pare of shoes from you, I'd be feared that it would be one of them there "pig sticking" knife heely thangs that ya'al been writin about that gets stuck in the cracks of the sidewalks -- Oh wait, we ain't got no sidewalks so guess I'm good to go with the stilletos ceptin
I don't thank my little darlin wife would like me warein high heels.

HRratrace

Unfortunately I won't be able to attend this conference, but I am a native of Memphis, so if you need some advice on good places to eat/drink/sight-see just give me a holler!!!
HRratrace