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  • Ouch, the truth hurts.
  • [font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 05-18-04 AT 06:52PM (CST)[/font][br][br]I nominate the survivor thread for Best Legs.
  • It is good advice. Hope my wife understands.
    in Speak Louder Comment by marc May 2004
  • I am pretty sure I worked for that company.
  • I am sure I could have done it in 40 seconds but my walker collapsed and broke my tri-focals. Then when my nurse jumped in to help, she stepped on my toe and bumped my head. Everything was just fine until the bedpan overturned and I had the equiva…
    in KEEPIN' BUSY Comment by marc May 2004
  • No matter how carefully I pack, I always forget something. A belt, pajamas, or something. And while I do not overpack, I seem to always put in to much of the wrong kind of clothes. I usually end up wearing blue jeans most of the time - and rarely…
  • It is easy in Nevada because the citizens are so used to playing the one-armed bandits. Electronic voting is just another slot machine.
  • A nice good morning.
    in Puzzle Comment by marc May 2004
  • I am not there - good. I don't want to change my name and have plastic surgery again.
    in She's HOW old? Comment by marc May 2004
  • Just checking in at the end of my day. Hmmm, it looks a bit SNAFU. Carry on.x;-)
  • That was fun!
    in Really neat Comment by marc April 2004
  • EEs arriving late for work will be required to take an extra long lunch hour and leave early to make up for being late.
  • Wonderful story and a nice reminder.
  • I am the worst shot in the West, so hunting is out and I personally do not like to fish. Now throw in a few rounds of golf or some frisbee in the park and I am there.
    in Vacation Comment by marc April 2004
  • Well done, welcome back.
  • People are still trying to fly under Rob's radar. If they openly try to recruit others, they are uncertain if it will backfire on them just like it did Colby several episodes ago. So they did not trust one another enough to pull the trigger on Rob…
  • I don't know why all this shopping is so hard. We have some areas in town where the shoes are free. Just drive down the street and keep your eyes on the overhead wires. Every so often some considerate soul will have tied the shoe laces together o…
    in SHOES !! Comment by marc April 2004
  • My wife keeps the shoeboxes to stacks them in the closet. The entire bottom portion of her closet is stacked about 40" high all the way around with these boxes. She has another closet in our basement in the same condition and now she is eyeing the…
    in SHOES !! Comment by marc April 2004
  • If the middle part was the navel, that makes the other parts...?
  • The geographic center of the Continental US is in Kansas, quite a bit north of Safety. The idea of West and Midwest are concepts of Easterners that have been bought into (or not) by the rest of us. That said, great one-liners. People have been cl…
  • Loopie Cootiehiney here. And I thought the shots cleared up the problem.
  • Dilbert level quality. Nice analysis. (Time to update my resume?)
  • Sometimes you do these things as a fan. Just looking for silver linings. Nevada's star player, a junior, just announced his intention to enter the NBA draft. Hired an agent and has now eliminated his eligibility to play college ball. He will be …
    in No CONNtest Comment by marc April 2004
  • They were clearly the better team last night. Much as I like UConn, I wanted GT to win so some of the reflected glory would shine on Kansas and Nevada, two of my teams that GT beat along the way. Congrats Big East. As I seem to say every year, wa…
    in No CONNtest Comment by marc April 2004
  • Very cool.
  • I concur, a good one!
  • The clerk was just lucky? Or does the owner have some way of really adding to the bottom line? In most cases, I would guess that if this happened and the customers just paid up, the multiplying factor would make this the most profitable 7/11 in his…
    in Brain Teaser Comment by marc March 2004
  • I used to think I was good at these things. I read the solution but am completely mystified. They said there would be no math!
    in Brain Teaser Comment by marc March 2004
  • Almost sounds like a Dr Suess book.
  • Because your beep was one word - no logical place to break the line for the wrap.