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How could somebody go to see Gallagher and not understand the possibility of getting hit with flying watermelon?!! That's like sitting in the "splash zone" at Sea World and then complaining because the killer whales got you all wet!
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I'd bring my son, but he's got his own job to go to, so I guess I'll have to miss the fun for yet another year.
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I've never had a daughter to take to work, but maybe I should borrow one of my granddaughters. I'll bet the 3-year-old could really liven up the office!
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Ahhhh, good old packaged mac and cheese, my husband's signature dish. (He "dresses it up" by using canned milk instead of regular milk). Funny thing is, when my grandkids come over for dinner and I ask them if there's anything special they'd like,…
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Well said, Frank.
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What I want to know is why Jesus seems to be handing that innocent little girl over to a creepy clown. Just because he's wearing a clown costume doesn't mean his motives are pure. Now I understand why a number of small children I've known have bee…
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Some people should just not be allowed to use e-mail. I have one relative (not a parent, unless they can figure out how to e-mail from the afterlife) who sends every silly little thing she gets to EVERYONE in her address book. Some of it is funny,…
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Hey, steaks, up here we're used to having to give people state abbreviation lessons. I rarely find anybody from outside the Pacific Northwest who knows that AK stands for Alaska, not Arkansas.
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Oh, of course....not that anyone on here would take personal shots at anybody!
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[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 04-07-08 AT 10:07AM (CST)[/font][br][br]I'm from Alaska, not Arkansas, so while that was an amusing observation, Frank, it doesn't apply in my case, anyhow!
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I didn't smile at all, and I don't generally forward stuff like this, so that only makes me a little bit dorky. But then again, maybe not.....I CAN'T touch all my teeth with my tongue. I've had a couple of them pulled, and nowhere to you specify th…
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That's priceless. I'll be remembering and giggling over that one for the rest of the day!
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Yes, Willow and The Goonies are both great, too. I own both of those, but I haven't watched either of them in years. I may have to dig out Willow, I don't know if my grandkids have ever seen that one and I think they'd enjoy it. I know my grandso…
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[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 04-04-08 AT 05:47PM (CST)[/font][br][br]My son has been a major Star Wars fan almost literally his entire life. The first Star Wars movie came out when my he was a year old and I remember taking him to …
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[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 04-04-08 AT 02:59PM (CST)[/font][br][br][font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 04-04-08 AT 02:58Â PM (CST)[/font] 1. Finding Nemo. Our favorite quote is the seagulls because we have so many of th…
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I have no front yard anymore, either...it's all one big gravel parking lot. We've tried planting things but every time we have, something has happened like a water main breaking and we've had to dig it up. So we've given up and now if we want to g…
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You obviously have never tried pulling up dandelions.
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Good Friday is never a holiday for us. I could take a vacation day, but I'm taking off all next week for vacation & to attend a seminar so I have to work tomorrow to make sure my desk is as caught up as it can be before I leave!
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Unfortunately, I already knew those lyrics by heart from being a stay-at-home mom for eight loooooong years between 1974 and 1982. Don't get me wrong, I loved raising my kids and was glad I could stay home for that long to do it, but things like th…
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I can well imagine what people must have expected of Dodge City....I see the same sort of ignorance every May - September here! I am often surprised when people visit places without ever bothering to find out anything (current history, that is) a…
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This stuff is very funny, and although I know this particular one is an urban legend, part of the reason it's so funny is because some of these made-up questions do have a ring of truth for those of us living where I do. I live not far from Briti…
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>PART ONE: >(X) Smoked a cigarette/cigar. >( ) Drank so much you threw up (I've never even been drunk at all) >(X) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back >(X) Gone on a blind date (I wouldn't have met the love of m…
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My thoughts exactly: whaddaya mean, dump? Off with his head (or whatever part of the anatomy seems most fitting....)
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Ooh, Action Jeans with a "unique hidden gusset".....you're right, I bow to the awesomeness of Chuck Norris.
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I find it interesting that this thread started out to be about the "creepy gnome" and has ended up being about Chuck Norris. Hmmm....maybe Chuck Norris IS the creepy gnome.
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Paul, I am an Ann Rule fan. The one book of hers I haven't read is the one on Ted Bundy, for some reason. I'll need to do that. I've re-read her book "Small Sacrifices" several times since it came out, and have read, I think, all of her other b…
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That's a good one. My pastor told that during his sermon once and had a hard time getting us back onto a serious topic because everybody found it so funny!
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Cute!
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I hear you on that one, Nae. I see this happen in business so often. One of my (male) co-workers once said to me, in all seriousness, when I questioned the promotion of a young man over an older woman: "Who has more potential: a 50-year-old woman…
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Joannie, a non-biological parent can be listed on a birth certificate, at least in my state, if they adopt the child. I've seen the birth certificate for someone who was adopted by her stepfather when she was in her teens, and they reissued her bir…