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Similar to a kidney stone? gall stone? rolling stone?
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Now it's clear and all is swell, after a brief phone call to our EAP and some self medicating. And I appreciate your defining fobbing for me, but of course I totally disclaim the comparison. Anyway, since Q brought up Arizona girls, CONGRATULATIO…
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FOBBING, FOBBING, FOBBING???????? What the hell is fobbing? Geez Q, you've been my hero and you now turn ugly on me. And you know everyone has some fat around their kidneys, with or without the dewberries. So sad, so depressed, so bummed. Where'…
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I'll pick b. if Paul doesn't want it.....
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Wow! I just posted 111 and feel like I haven't even made it through probation yet.
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Those lyrics would work, or it could just be a Visa commercial.
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Ultimate Fighting? Can't we all just get along? Frank's voluntary depantsing? That fits the WWF prototype!! Q speechless? It has to be global warming! Idol playing, Q groovin, Frank pantless, Paul on WWF, Nae and Dutch reminiscing (I looked it…
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Q - I really, really think you have, not a man hating problem, but a training issue. I believe my spouse would read through and affirm less than half of these classes are needed! It has been a arduous journey but she just about has me trained wel…
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And it was less than a year ago we were in the middle of a drought!! Hey Dorothy, we're still in Kansas cuz the weather changes every 15 minutes!!
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Q, even with your "no glitter" restriction you are invaluable to our future success. How about taking some quiet time to develop a hot name for our tool kit? Something that doesn't imply that it's another "HR" deal! Maybe something like "Smack Da…
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It's taken care of. I explained to the feds that we are a research group working under a government grant, identifying weapons of mass degradation that our enemies are producing and methodically infiltrating our glitter industry. They seemed to un…
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Soooooooo are you saying we don't have any work comp or liability insurance yet? Forget I said anything about that back deal; it was just sore from not doing manuel labor for awhile. I really wanna see this business succeed. We'll get insurance t…
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Thank you for that vote of confidence Q! We will not disappoint you and while not a direct profit center we will reduce costs with very hard work and selective hiring. Oh, did I tell you I kind of wrenched my back cleaning up glitter last night? I…
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Awesome, a perfect fit. But we'll both have to really work hard to develop "sarcasm" skills, since we prefer to address issues with sensitivity, sincerity, and seriousity... Right ACUF?
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"ACU Frank and allsteaks will work the customer complaint department. (Since there won't be any complaints coming in, they can also be in charge of friday potlucks and also janitorial services...)" Oh thank you, thank you for including me in this …
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We have alot of long term employees who like to still call us Personnel, including the people who work for me in HR (Personnel). But my favorite is what a friend calls his department: Department of Humor Resources. Congrats to Q for being HR Quee…
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Numbers 11 and 5 speak for themselves....
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I resemble that remark!!
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Good fortune with your new career path! As hard as you may try though, you cannot leave HR totally. It will always warp your thinking!! And nothing says you can't continue to contribute to the forum. Paul, Ray, HRQ, etc. may benefit from your ad…
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Not because I disagree, but what does this say about the female gender if most of them "settle" for none, one, or two outta three? Hey, ya get what ya pay for!! This ought to bring out some good hate mail!!
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Just to suggest a possible alternative, it would seem mud wrestling would provide a much more equitable arena to settle differences. Obviously the income potential (pay per view, etc.) is much more attractive than arm wrestling. What was the title …
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Hi Q, we've missed you. Thank you for sending this summary of male qualifications. I am though having a little trouble figuring out the purpose since they're fairly accurate. And you also know it would be difficult, nay suicidal, for a male to is…
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Good, I wasn't the only one! The whole paragraph just had a humorous yet somehow erotic tone to it. Inspite of advanced experience (years in life), sophomoric humor still touches me! Thanks for sharing Q; must be that great minds thing (or could b…
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Thanks Ray for enlightening me on the megaimportance of AI's impact on the civilized world. But it's difficult to be too committed to it since I only switch over during NCIS commercials. Guess I may have to DVR it. From what I've seen though, only…
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What a great transition from a shared whine area (gas prices) to a nice controversial subject!! Gas prices in SE KS 2.9999999. I'm surprised MO and OK prices aren't much lower. Now here's one humble opinion. To me the reason "global warming" has b…
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Actually Paul is very correct and this has the potential to be a serious problem. But it's more fun to make jokes about it. Like this bee shortage will spawn (?)a new cottage industry: artificial insemination of fruit trees and vegetables. This…
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Two words: Al Gore. No, no I mean: global warming.
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Diversions from reality, making stars out of wannabes, glorifying the stupid. Escapes from the real world seem to be more and more important to our shallow populace, present company excepted of course.
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Ahhh, the voice of experience!! Sorry, couldn't help myself.
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Just saw that the judge dismissed the case against the dry cleaners, and ordered the plaintiff to pay their court costs. Yet to be decided are the dry cleaners' legal costs. Now the plaintiff should be defrocked and disbarred and castr...... oops,…