TN HR

About

Username
TN HR
Joined
Visits
0
Last Active
Roles
Guest, Member

Comments

  • I like Don Juan's approach, minus the condom part. That's pretty straight forward. But, hey, I'm in no position to offer Playboy Advisor-type advice to women. This is weird. Can we please get some female intervention here?
    in Dating Comment by TN HR May 2005
  • Apparently she bought the bus tickets a week prior in her home town of Gainesville (not Duluth) under an assumed name. My wife made an interesting observation. The groom is not exactly the catch of the day. He may very well border on the "dorky" …
  • I agree with El Don. I think this stinks! As pOrK would say: "MY OLD hoG Hairs are Standing ON THE back of My neck and somethin AIN't RIGHT IN DA HOG HOUSE!"
  • I have a different perspective on this. This whole charade will boil down to McCauley Caulkin's testimony. If jurors ever hear that the famous picture of McCauley with his hands on his face in a state of fear is actually a reaction to seeing Micha…
  • [font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 04-28-05 AT 04:52PM (CST)[/font][br][br]OK, I have been patiently waiting for the right opportunity to segue into an MJ joke: Q-What does Michael Jackson and an X-Box have in common? A-They both get tu…
  • You're right, I saw them too. They looked a lot like potato guns.
  • [font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 04-27-05 AT 04:01PM (CST)[/font][br][br]Hell, they could have at least sent staffers out on the South Lawn armed with laser pointers (you know, for presentations) in the hopes of aiming them at the cockp…
  • This will certainly get El Don's blood pressure and number of posts up.
  • No dice Sam, his guest of choice will be El Puerco.
  • I saw a t-shirt once that said: "Jose Cuervo: Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1910" Gene
    in Sue Who? Comment by TN HR April 2005
  • There's a perfectly good explanation for Don and Rita's observations. Certain things grab me the wrong way in the morning, but appear totally different at night. Don't believe me? Try this experiment for yourself: 1) Choose a well-written and th…
  • OK, crap! Another ammends! My reply, while completely in jest, does appear to be a little hostile. Sorry. Just one of them days. It started early. Gene
  • And if he has a problem with it, tell him that The Don will gladly smear him with a .308
  • I'm sure no one's suggested what I am about to. Please understand that I am not joking when it comes to this. I realize there are some of you out there who will denounce what I have to say, and that's OK too. I suggest you try a 12-step approach.…
    in Ex Smokers? Comment by TN HR April 2005
  • Great! I'm on a roll! Sorry forum for posting this. It was meant to be a personal message to another forumite. Jeez! I sure as hell swallowed my foot today.
    in Ex Smokers? Comment by TN HR April 2005
  • I thought the mad russian worked for the KGB and was famous not for hypnosis but for stabbing people in the crotch.
    in Ex Smokers? Comment by TN HR April 2005
  • >Actually the most humane method of all is to >trap the cats and deliver them to the back door >of a local Chinese restaurant or tamale shack. >You have never seen one roaming around one of >the above places. I will post my Meow…
    in Feral Cats Comment by TN HR April 2005
  • >I agree that the small caliber rifle is more >adapted to this type of game. As one of my >co-workers said, 'the big caliber guns would really >make the fur fly'. I would love to see one one nailed with a .308 to see what exactly h…
    in Feral Cats Comment by TN HR April 2005
  • >I can here the stories now, "I had seen cat >tracks in this particular neighborhood for about >a week. I knew by the size of the paw print, it >had to be a monster. So I got up early on >Saturday, and set up in the neighbor's …
    in Feral Cats Comment by TN HR April 2005
  • I suggest mechanical separation as an alternative to firearms or gas. We could then export the by-product to some 3rd world country for use in their version of our Slim Jim. x}>
    in Feral Cats Comment by TN HR April 2005
  • My only issue with this proposal is that in my home state of Tennessee it would probably be considered an exotic trophy sport and you would have half the population in Cannon and Coffee counties discharging high-powered firearms from their back porc…
    in Feral Cats Comment by TN HR April 2005
  • Beatiful, NaeNae! As far as I'm concerned it counts!
  • While it does not exactly meet the true definition of a grant, although it might as well be, I would like to formally nominate TennCare as the 2005 HR Forum Golden Fleece award.
  • And they did........
  • "Strains of bacteria similar to E. coli have been found in spent printer cartridges -- but only in the cyan ones. Scientists have no explanation." I have an explanation for this. The cyan cartridges are the more expensive ones to fill in terms of …
  • Finding #4 to be somewhat suspect, a quick look at an online almanac proves it's true. I will tell you that UNC (my alma mater) was not listed as much as I thought it would be. However, UCLA, and I did not know this, had a stranglehold on the cham…
  • "If an average human scrotum were stretched until all its wrinkles were smoothed out, it could hold a basketball." I would hate to find out how they determined this. Surely the experiment had to be tried since there is no way to determine the actu…
  • You could try anesthesizing the poor fellow with Tabasco prior to performing the procedure. Word has it that a few drops strategically placed in other parts of the anatomy will render the basketball procedure painless.
  • 1-Demand your latte's be served with turbinado sugar. 2-Insist on tee times between 9:00 and 10:00 on Thursday mornings. 3-Always sip your San Pelegrino with pinky extended during those boring staff meetings. That should get you going............…
  • "Next, we'll have Sharpton and Larry Flynt showing up in leotards." Don't count either two out just yet. Sharpton is running around on the Bill Cosby bandwagon denouncing rap music and the demise of today's young African-Americans. As for Flynt, …