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"If an average human scrotum were stretched until all its wrinkles were smoothed out, it could hold a basketball." My guess is probably the same guy who determined that tonsils bounce pretty well for the first half hour after they've been removed..…
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In an earlier post on HIPAA, I urged those without living wills to make one, if they felt so inclined. However, I also cautioned that the one-size-fits-all kind you get at the stationery store out of a box may not fly in your jurisdiction. Spend t…
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Huh??? I don't get it. Am I missing something?
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Probably the husband. I just have a creepy feeling about what might have motivated the husband to behave as he did. Was he the ONLY person who knew her wishes regarding her life if she was incapacitated? Why didn't she have a living will (maybe s…
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Well said. May she rest in peace.
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PC is "politically correct." Latest is that first the principal backpedaled a bit when the community got up in arms about her refusal to post the pic. The principal offered to post a version in which the gun had been "airbrushed out." The family …
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That's pretty common these days. We do it at our hotels. Most of the stayover guests (more than one night) are more than willing to participate, but there are those who still insist on clean, fresh linen every day... even though they are (supposed…
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I think it's harmless food coloring. Or, maybe it's not. I'll just hang back and see if you clutch your throat and make gurgling sounds before dropping to the floor in convulsions - then we'll know. x;-)
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Welcome to the wonderful world of Corporate - sometimes referred to as "home office" or "the puzzle palace" or "the retirement home." Keep your head low and your powder dry, you'll do fine. x:-)
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Everyone who needs a living will should make sure that it COMPLIES with all of your local statutes. Time and again in my paralegal life I have had to re-do directives to physicians and "living wills" that came out of a box from a stationery store a…
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"...happy with the contract after our heated session." After Sam's comment about "for a good time call" I am really, REALLY biting my tongue. I hate to pass up such a sterling opportunity for a snappy retort!
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So, Sam - Have you renamed your little burgh "shoe-topia?" I can only speculate the what these three ladies must have been saying about the Forum during their little coup d'etat... Did they praise (or hang) Don in effigy? Did the police finally i…
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I noticed that, too, but I was too polite to say anything, Slogan. x:-)
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Sure glad I don't live in that town! x;-)
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What's a "bane?"
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[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 03-04-05 AT 03:14PM (CST)[/font][br][br]Cheryl, are you capable of reading Ray's reply? It seems like he must have used invisible ink.
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Sorry, Sam. Permanent press is a contradiction in terms. Even those garments need to be pressed if you want a crisp crease, so ironing and dry cleaning are still things you need to do from time to time. Instant potatoes? No way. But at leas…
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Okay, not to nitpick here, but when was this written? In the '50s? Who goes to the bank to withdraw money for paying bills, then goes to the utilities directly and pays them? That's a waste of a couple hours, at least. Ironing? What about the c…
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Thanks, Safety, for the site link. I found a Fender package w/ amp, headphones, instruction video, etc. for less than $300. My neighbors, however, probably will not thank you. x:-) Stairway to Heaven, anyone?
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I don't know if lessons are going to cut it. I'm seldom out of here before 7 p.m. and head into the office around 6 a.m. I think I need some program that I can back up and repeat if I didn't get it the first time, that kind of thing. Time constra…
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In my case, it's because I have floppy brown ears and pant a lot.
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"I was named after my grandfather and in his day it was a popular name. Today, not so popular." Don't be discouraged, Ray. Obviously, they aren't aware that Everybody Loves Raymond. x;-)
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(sigh!) HRQ, you won't find either of your pet names for me... you have to look for the REAL name, dear.
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Mine was #74 in the 50's when I was born, but #21 in the 80's, so I guess my folks were ahead of their time when it came to names.
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Hey, I gotta remember that line - begging sure doesn't cut it for me! x:-)
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So surprised to see such affection expressed for a Left Coaster, Don. Maybe there's hope for you yet. x:-)
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Why all the fuss? Hasn't everyone heard of the Five Second Rule? Provided the toe isn't on the floor more than five seconds, it's clean.
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Uh,huh... right about now I'd say she's welcome to it!
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...but what does one do in Cecil County on a Saturday night? Watch the grass grow? x:-)
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Cheryl, I do believe Gillian was trying to provoke you. The reference to a "hill" instead of mountain, etc. It's understandable, though. Out here in the West, we have MOUNTAINS! Anyplace I've ever been back east, they have "mountains" that we …