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I can picture Rotsaboola and Mustang Sally tearing up the quarter mile now! Wish I could list cars like that in my past, but most of the cars I have owned are models that end up being the brunt of jokes in stand up comedy routines, Dana Carvey mov…
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Geez, go up to the mountain (no, I was not collecting stone tablets) to do OSHA training and Ray starts disparaging me while my back is turned! To the subject at hand, I think a perfectly good nickname for HRQ and captures her essence (or quintes…
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On a lighter note, John Glenn also has a great sense of humor. When asked by a reporter after his Mercury spaceflight in 1962 what was going through his mind while he sat in the capsule waiting for the countdown to commence he replied, roughly, "th…
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You should see me after watching back-to-back episodes of Keeping Up Appearances, Fawlty Towers, My Hero, and Are You Being Served? I can be a regular Basil Fawlty (kinda felt like him when I was standing behind that bloody idiot in line, too). x;-…
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Russian.
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Mwild! My friend! Compadre! Drooga! You curse YOUR way and I'll curse MY way. x;-) Besides, I was going to use freakin' friggin' AND flippin' but decided against it. x:D
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Of course, if you're Jim Lovell of Apollo fame, you know all about why you do NOT launch a space capsule at 1:00 p.m. (1300 hours) and call the ship Apollo 13.
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Can't think of anything necessarily bad ever happening to me on Friday 13th before. Annoying, perhaps, but not bad - train late, running out of milk/gas/patience, that sort of thing. Now if you'll all excuse me I have to go oil up my chainsaw and …
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No, not jealous, HS. A little concerned about your taste in men (a trombone player of all things) but hey.... x;-)
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Get a room, you two! x;-)
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>I've learned that regardless of how hot and >steamy a relationship is at first, the passion >fades, and there had better be a lot of money to >take its place. > >x:-) Sheesh! And I thought I was cynical! x;-)
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At least it wasn't a grilled cheese sandwich or something like that.
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>my favorite x:9 > >You're a bad boy! Go to my room! Well, RLCD... With a t-shirt like that (and the attitude to match) you'll fit right in with the Jersey girls on this forum... x:D
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Please, stop! My sides hurt! I was laughing so hard I started squirting milk out of my nose - which is unusual, since I haven't had any milk since dinner last night!
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Leslie drives a Monte Carlo Do not confuse her with Samuel Barlow.
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Hey, HRQ! How about "Mustang Sally?" x;-)
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Right. Back massager. I may have been born at night, Mel, but I wasn't born LAST night! x;-)
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JUDY! James'll come after you for that one! x:o
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Feel like I've stumbled into Dr. Seuss land. And yes, I know this post doesn't rhyme.
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This group gets more risque by the moment! I love it. x;-) I'm guessing that if Dawn is good enough to clean up birds caught in the Exxon Valdez oil spill, it's probably good enough to get out vaseline.
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First of all, I'm trying to defend myself against all the pet names I'm getting called on this and another thread, hence the number of posts. Secondly, I do not purport to be have any expertise with gynecological examinations (although a guy I went…
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POOKIE!?????!??
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Put away the crocodile tears and sarcastic sympathy, Mel. I was actually saying that women's exams are probably a bit more unpleasant than men's exams, all things considered.
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As unpleasant as guys' exams are, there are certain advantages to being a member of the male of the species. x:-)
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Actually, Nicole, I can't start a thread like that - there ARE no humorous anecdotes related to prostate exams! x:o
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If you guys aren't careful, I'm going to start a thread where guys compare humorous anecdotes about their prostate exams. x;-)
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I'm absolutely speechless... and that takes some doing!
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I think Hunter Thompson's writing is more coherent, Leslie, don't you?
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Sometimes I get lucky. x;-)
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I don't think I was able to follow it well enough to have it frighten me. It reads like Kurt Vonnegut on a bad day. Or JP Donleavy on mushrooms.