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Can I dress in gold lame' a la Liza Minelli and play the nose harp? I've always wanted to learn the nose harp...
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I was one of those playing solitaire...but this was an amusing thread! Think that if someone came up with the pudding transporter, Bill Cosby would do a sponsorship TV spot? "You see, tha Jell-O pudding is in this hand, and then you break down the…
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Also speaking of Shatner, does anyone watch Boston Legal? I absolutely love his character on that show. Denny Crane and his mad cow disease. As for Bueller - "Where's your brain? Why'd you kick me? Where's your brain? Why'd you kick me?" Pure…
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Remember what, Ray? I'm JEALOUS!!!! I hate this heat. It is ridiculous and I curse the day I moved to this state where the heat of the first circle of hell rises up and permeates my existence 365 days a year. I will trade ANYONE just to be able …
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Today it is a high of 81...excuse me while I go turn on my AC.
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Just yesterday, I had an employee call in, stating they wouldn't be at work because they were in Mexico due to a death in the family. Problem is, we have caller ID, which clearly identified the call as coming from the EE's land line at home. D-oh…
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Absolutely - so much of what we do these days is secularized, when the beauty and meaning behind so many of our traditions in America is often forgotten! Regardless of anyone's beliefs, it is nice to hear stories that inspire hope, beauty and love.…
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Not fair!!! I'm so jealous! Send some of that down this way! Next week it's going to be back in the 70s x:'(
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Well, we started out in the 20s this morning and the high is 48 - I'd prefer a HIGH in the 20s, but I'll take what I can get here! It's cold enough for me to put on a coat (for maybe the 4th time this year) and for people to drive like idiots...an…
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As originally stated with my post - this is a JOKE!!! No, Elizabeth, there is nothing funny about dead babies, and nothing was ever said in the joke about dead babies. As stated previously in this thread, Cindy Sheehan has become a political figur…
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I should have added: "Bill finds a cute intern and asks Ted to drive Hillary home."
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I thought I read somewhere that this year Wal-Mart was going back to "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays." Perhaps it's just in central TX - anyone else heard anything about it? Wal-Mart (although an experience in and of itself) just isn'…
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[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 11-30-06 AT 03:26PM (CST)[/font][br][br]I'm partial to Christmahannukwaanzakah.... I have a pretty defined view on this whole subject due to the fact that I'm Jewish but was raised as a Christian. I g…
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Wow! I come back from Thanksgiving to find this! The forum is not dead. I for one would like to say that I always find useful information on the Forum. Also, it is nice to be able to contribute to helping others...my answers may not always be th…
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So are tax assessors
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That was great! I'm just getting this on Monday, so thanks for starting my Monday off with a laugh. But one question: Why DID the chicken cross the road? Cindy Sheehan: The chicken joined me and other Americans as we marched to President Bush's…
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What about a combination Prozac/Morphine pump? Hospitals would me much happier places, not to mention its implication for office dynamics!
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You know, we really don't have anything. At least not on the scale of Nevada Day! But ask any Texas native and I'm sure they could tell you every important date from the Alamo to when Texas ceased to be its own country, along with Sam Houston's sh…
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Nae - you can pick up some of those chocolate coins and hand those out to people. Act really sly when you slip them the coin and say, "Arggg - I'll shares with you me pirate's booty! Tell anyone and I'll send you to Davy Jones' locker!" Or, if y…
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"Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth." -George Burns
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OK, that almost made me vomit.
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Sorry to hear about the weather, Dutch - want to trade? Since the bulk of those "most likely to respond" have posted on this thread, I have a question - I'm feeling particularly generous today...so generous in fact that I'm asking permission to pos…
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I actually had to get out the gloves today too - Thanksgiving yielded highs in the 70s, and today highs aren't getting out of the 40s! Needless to say, I am in heaven. I HATE the Texas heat!
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Paul, while I appreciate the offer, I will respectfully decline - saving paper and all that environmental mumbo jumbo. But what a great trick to play on someone...maybe that will be my revenge on annoying employees from now on.
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No, I'm lamenting the fact that my mailbox is going to feel so empty now that all the political advertisements are gone...my mailbox is going to feel quite abandoned.
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x:'(
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Yes, it is always a good day when you see Leslie - just sort of reminds you that Austin has a sense of humor. Whirlwind - another Kinkster on the forum? Woo hoo! Vote Kinky - Why the hell not?
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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO glad I voted early! I love all the drama about the electronic voting machines too - some people are just never happy. Allright, you guys from MO - looks like the happiness of our nation depends on the voters from the Show Me State!…
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The Kinkster has plenty of swag on his website - you should check it out! I don't know if you remember Leslie too - he's a cross-dressing homeless man that runs for Mayor every year. At least Austin can never be called boring.
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It's one day before elections and I had 4 pieces of mail FROM THE SAME CANDIDATE in my mailbox. I will be so glad when this crap is over here in the land of mud-slinging politicos. jitrbug - I'm glad you're getting a little taste of home! BTW - …