Margaret Morford

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  • Pay you??? You should be paying me (or at least send me a deep fried turkey) because I'm traveling across the country making you famous...or infamous! Margaret Morford theHRedge 615-371-8200 [email]mmorford@mleesmith.com[/email] [url]http://www.th…
  • Sonny, I have been out of town and just returned to find your kind posting proposing me as Princess of the Forum. I want to be very clear about this. If asked to served, I will definitely serve! Although I'm a bit afraid to see what the scepter …
  • [font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 06-05-03 AT 09:59PM (CST)[/font][p]I always wanted to be a princess, but decided that wasn't feasible at the age of six. I then decided that I wanted to be a prima ballerina. I took one year of ballet …
  • We're all singing "Ding Dong the Wicked Witch (Warlock in this case) is Dead" for you. Thanks for updating us! We want to know what the next guy/gal is like. Keep us posted. Margaret Morford theHRedge 615-371-8200 [email]mmorford@mleesmith.com[…
  • I absolutely know what you mean and bet everyone on this Forum has had similar experiences. My husband is continually amazed at the things people will tell me or want to share with me. He calls it that "HR thing." He'll say. "Do you think you can…
  • I had a women that put down she was a song writer. (Imagine here in Nashville, Tennessee!) When I ask her about it, she told me she actually only acted as a song receiver because there were songs in the air everywhere. She then proceeded to sing th…
  • Did you check to see if parts are dropping out behind you? Margaret Morford theHRedge 615-371-8200 [email]mmorford@mleesmith.com[/email] [url]http://www.thehredge.net[/url]
  • I'm afraid not! I'm a tea drinker, so I never can get the coffee right. Although I'm a good cook, my husband absolutely forbids me to make him coffee. Mine is apparently terrible no matter what I do! Margaret Morford theHRedge 615-371-8200 [emai…
  • Fresh out of law school, the named partner in a law firm I was interviewing with asked if I would mind making the coffee each morning. I told him I didn't drink coffee, but would be glad to make it for everyone else. Three pots later, I was asked …
  • My pet peeve - People who gun it to turn out in front of you, so you have to hit the brakes not to rear end them. Then they do ten miles an hour after getting on the highway in front of you! Margaret Morford theHRedge 615-371-8200 [email]mmorford@…
  • Well... I've been married before so according to Rockie and Parabeagle I have paid for sex, but they took my blood anyway. Margaret Morford theHRedge 615-371-8200 [email]mmorford@mleesmith.com[/email] [url]http://www.thehredge.net[/url]
  • Actually when you know that 46% of all first marriages end in divorce, it's not so odd. No pun intended. Scarrier yet is the fact that 48% of all second marriages end in divorce. We apparently aren't learning anything! Margaret Morford theHRedge…
  • I feel the need to jump in here and tell you that all forms of music are recorded here in Nashville. Forget Sun Studios in Memphis. Almost everything Elvis recorded was done here in Nashville. Oh and by the way, the Beatles used to fly in here in…
  • Mike, I think it was Voltaire who said that - not Leona Hemsley. Margaret Morford theHRedge 615-371-8200 [email]mmorford@mleesmith.com[/email] [url]http://www.thehredge.net[/url]
  • [font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 05-19-03 AT 08:36AM (CST)[/font][p]What kind of cookies? Margaret Morford theHRedge 615-371-8200 [email]mmorford@mleesmith.com[/email] [url]http://www.thehredge.net[/url]
  • Some HR experience automatically qualifies you since we deal with a lot of poop! Margaret Morford theHRedge 615-371-8200 [email]mmorford@mleesmith.com[/email] [url]http://www.thehredge.net[/url]
  • Or anyone 50 miles from home with a PowerPoint presentation! My profession gets no respect! Margaret Morford theHRedge 615-371-8200 [email]mmorford@mleesmith.com[/email] [url]http://www.thehredge.net[/url]
  • I'm glad it made you laugh. One of my favorite characters in Dilbert is Ernie the Sales Weasel! Of course, the Consultick that attaches itself to your wallet and you can't shake it loose also sent me into gales of laughter, especially since severa…
  • [font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 05-15-03 AT 10:32PM (CST)[/font][p]How about Chief Sales Wrangler or Major Revenue Prostitute Margaret Morford theHRedge 615-371-8200 [email]mmorford@mleesmith.com[/email] [url]http://www.thehredge.ne…
  • I really lose out on this one. I'm Brandon Shepard - not exactly a girl's name (Middle name and street address) I'm Freda Hemmingway - (Dog's name and street name) No Hollywood for me! Margaret Morford theHRedge 615-371-8200 [email]mmorford@mlee…
  • What mind? Margaret Morford theHRedge 615-371-8200 [email]mmorford@mleesmith.com[/email] [url]http://www.thehredge.net[/url]
  • Welcome back. We missed you!! Margaret Morford theHRedge 615-371-8200 [email]mmorford@mleesmith.com[/email] [url]http://www.thehredge.net[/url]
  • But what if their frontal nudity makes other employees sick and they bring doctor's notes? Margaret Morford theHRedge 615-371-8200 [email]mmorford@mleesmith.com[/email] [url]http://www.thehredge.net[/url]
  • No, but they get my "express interview!" Margaret Morford theHRedge 615-371-8200 [email]mmorford@mleesmith.com[/email] [url]http://www.thehredge.net[/url]
  • [font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 04-16-03 AT 08:18AM (CST)[/font][p][font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 04-16-03 AT 08:17 AM (CST)[/font] Forget this "welcome back" stuff. I say, "It's about damn time (A southernism I'm sure…
  • One year for Bosses Day, one of our employees called all 26 of our locations and encouraged people to send our CEO Bosses Day cards. The CEO recieved hundreds of cards. He sent out a blanket voice mail to all employees thanking them but telling th…
  • Chocolate turtles and New York Cheesecake!! I just got back from New York and walked to the deli two nights in a row and ate cheesecake for dinner!! Bad nutrician, but wonderful for the soul! Margaret Morford theHRedge 615-371-8200 [email]mmorfor…
  • We have PORN on the Forum. Have you checked out the picture of Paul (Cannon Beach) in his swimsuit and his HR Hero T-shirt that's posted! Margaret Morford theHRedge 615-371-8200 [email]mmorford@mleesmith.com[/email] [url]http://www.thehredge.net[/…
  • Didn't he also do "Sylvia's Mother?" Margaret Morford theHRedge 615-371-8200 [email]mmorford@mleesmith.com[/email] [url]http://www.thehredge.net[/url]
  • Apparently that cooking thing comes along with HR. Be sure you check out the Hero Sandwich section of the Forum and please post your favorite recipe! Margaret Morford theHRedge 615-371-8200 [email]mmorford@mleesmith.com[/email] [url]http://www.the…