Don D
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"Lost and found sex paraphenalia?". Sliding crackers through cleavages? Women humping each other from behind? God! I realize you're close to California..........But, Heaven help you!; I thought yours was a day care environment for children. Please g…
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Why is it that only women do this silly crap? Don't they realize sexual harassment and inappropriate workplace behavior cuts both ways? Really.
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Rockie: The whole of the limerick is: A good man is hard to find. A hard man is good to find. This will stay up at least through the weekend. But, hey, I'm just the messenger for Christ's sakes.
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I knew you would start some crap before the week was out Rockie! x:=|
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Never had a margarita with anyone named Daisy, but, hey, I'm game!
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Looks like babel.altavista ain't cuttin' it. How do you say, "It's Margarita time somewhere!" Altavista would probably say, "You need drink coffee water with ugly friend." I want a better way of saying it.
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I can't get over you Northern folks who speak of 'High Humidity'. Down here, high humidity is a 104 degree day with 98% humidity when you change shirts 4 times on a Saturday. This runs typically from June through early September.
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Does your dad have a grill? What's his address?
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I went through this to some degree with my own son and I could literally kick my own ass for pushing him from age 5 to be the best performer. He was a star soccer goalkeeper from age 5 and was a two time state championship winner and nobody could sc…
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I'm not a medical person. How does one 'stop development'?
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No we didn't! I think it was three.
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This is a hoot! What on earth makes you think you'll have a dime left after you fork over everything in your wallet to your son-in-law just before they drive away? I recommend you prepay your hotel bill and pack sandwiches in a cooler for the trip h…
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So, how many people at work asked you what was up with the blue paint? You oughta come to Little Sturgis. Sturgis, MS. Hint: The safest place in the county to spend three nights on the ground is the cemetery. It ain't the dead folks ya' gotta worry…
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She was the only person alive who spoke with the same voice pitch as Aunt Bea. Well, not counting Wayne Newton. The original television cook.
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I'm just not sure how one might respond to a wartime attack 'sensitively'. Cheney handled it appropriately. How do you slit throats, blow away villages and peck rounds between brown eyes in a sensitive fashion? What have I missed?
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I like your rhyme I do. I do. I read it 4 times. That's two times two. For posting it here, I think you're swell. Now I too shall return to my cell.
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Hello Fran Fields!!! Where you been girl!!??
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Then should it not be ROTFLMAO?
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I have heard it said that one may remain vertical after a six pack, thus tall. But, after a 12 pack, the time-honored position is 'long'. And you will note the post in question was offered at 7:53 a.m. I still say it is offensive to ask someone how …
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[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 08-12-04 AT 08:28AM (CST)[/font][br][br]Considering your analysis, let's insert an assumption that the man in the prone position is a quadraplegic and does not, as you say, have a choice as to whether he…
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I recall a joke about a Mississippi State Engineer being asked to tell his boss how tall a telephone pole was. The pole was laying on the ground, so he dug a hole and with the help of a crane, stood the pole up in the hole. The boss asked him what h…
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And back to your original post where you state that a survey determined an inch to be worth $789.00. Maybe that's what oughta be voted on! x}>
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There probably ain't two natural blondes on the whole Forum. And Ray's one of 'em. xB-)
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Short women are also inconsistent, as a breed. I clearly remember s moll telling us before that she was 5'3" 5/8, not 5'3" 1/2.
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I'm tabulating here. Seems most of The Forum's short women are leaning far to the left from what I can surmise. And what is it they say about a midget in a crowded elevator? He has a far different outlook than the rest of us.
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Oh boy! This signals trouble for the country then. Kerry's head is taller than his entire body, at least in the political cartoons.
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[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 08-06-04 AT 07:51AM (CST)[/font][br][br]You'll get the promotion rad. But, it will be because you don't blow your cool and shoot your emotions out your ears with fireballs. Short people should be calm an…
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Hey, I know plenty of short people who are not insecure, neurotic or emotional.
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Scorpio: Your height is fine. All that's required is that you be short/tall enough for a man to set his beer can on top of your head when you stand near him. You should be fine. xB-)
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Is Pat dead now? I wondered where he'd been. If he's dead, he'd be a candidate with no pulse and no personality and a real drab presence. In short, there would be two in the race with the same characteristics if Pat were put on the ballot. Hmmmm.