Don D
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Oh yeah? I resent that implication.
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Now you've started reading your resume to us!
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I think the postmaster meant to say, "She's a veteran." Isn't everyone at the post office a veteran?
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Yes, Marc. This law will drive the labor lawyers absolutely nuts. You know why? Because we're all already in compliance! They won't make any money off this because we won't be hauled up short in audits and investigations. Kerry is a genius to have t…
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Do you get 'double-compliance' points for the mayor?
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I had speculated that by the time the donuts arrived, most would have already opted for fried rattlesnake. It became a matter of who would actually try it. Then the train thing. Nobody in his right mind would have left his foot on the track that lon…
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RAD: There are only three possibilities here: Ether you have a photographic memory, you are reading from a newspaper or magazine analysis, or you are just pure sharp as hell to be able to recall/recite all of that. So, which is it? BTW/I have not …
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She's done sent it, two in fact. Two reds, two blues, all well packed. I stood on a ladder, creaky and tall, And hung the new bottles, I had a ball. I have 16 pegs, with no bottle on any, I wait for you each to send one or many. Odd shapes and color…
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What do you mean "in the past"? It was without authority if you stopped the practice. I need to audit your ledger.
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And she would pass out cold with a visit from the STORK!
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...And when God screwed on your head, he used too much torque. ho ho, could not resist. Carry on.
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Beagle: My sin was in offering a serious response to a thread on the funny board. If there is any part of either of my posts that you feel is inaccurate, untruthful or flawed, please point it out to me. Otherwise, please don't shoot the messenger. H…
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What I was suggesting is that the media has blitzed this hurricane 24/7 for the past 7 days and constantly for the past 5. Even you guys in the land of OZ should have a safety program in effect for each facility that will likely be impacted by a cri…
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Knowing how sensitive you are Beagle, I hesitate to sound insensitive, but will. This hurricane has been in the news for damned near two weeks. There was plenty of time for your organization to send those supplies down here on the damned train or by…
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As I mentioned on your other thread, whoever decided to ship batteries the day before the hurricane should be examined by a psychiatrist. It's been daylight now for about 8 hours. The guests can stroll around town and pick up their own batteries w…
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"Siamese Twins are very rare. How many females could there be and willing to pose nude?" (Ray) This is total conjecture on my part, but, I am willing to bet a hundred bucks on Ray being the only person in the history of the Forum to ever ask about …
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'A' makes no sense. I pick 'A' for the false one.
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I'm not harassing anybody! I speak the truth and you both know it. What's that saying about the heat in the kitchen?
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55-60 mph gusts, not sustained, tomorrow early. I expect a back yard full of limbs mid-morning tomorrow. 10 mph winds with bright sunshine right now and fast moving white clouds. No birds in sight. They seem to know. Strange and eerie.
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Ahhh, good to know I have a friend in Wisconsin. I'm 7 miles north of Jackson, in the middle of the state. Brett Favre's wife and two daughters are in Hattiesburg, just 60 miles off the coast, so they'll get plenty of water and wind. We're about 160…
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Weenie, Weanie, it's 9:30 pm and I'm more concerned with Ivan. You can sweat the small stuff, Ray.
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I think the three of you yankees should meet and roast some weenies, specifically one named Ray.
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I need some reds for balance. I have plenty of bronze, yellow, gold, green, clear, turquoise, ice and blue. The reds are toughest to find. And, yes, the flamingos are named. They also come out at night and rotate the bottles to confuse the neighbor.…
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Ray, tell me honestly; how many days in school did you actually go without a paddling or standing at the board with your nose in a circle?
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Raymond: I didn't have to work out no deal to get four bottles. Why are you bargaining? I have a feeling your wife will make any nut bread you might need. PS: I've never heard of fried army worms or Pubix either.
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My son is 24, college graduate, has a good job, lives alone, not married, 6'4", 215, not an ounce of fat, great sense of humor (you wonder?), respects his momma and sister, fishes, works out, no tattoos, no credit cards, cash only, saves his money, …
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I will always take the risk! Not long ago I was walking through the parking lot toward the grocery store. A woman who appeared to be in perfectly good health was pushing a buggy full of stuff up to her trunk and popped the lid. She was probably in h…
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With all the 'handsome business men' about, I seriously cannot imagine that a lady would not ask a gentleman, "Would you kindly retrieve my shoe for me?" Maybe it's a Southern thing. Down here five of them would have rushed to your aid.
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I don't want to offend, but, I thought this was a clip out of that Meg Ryan movie...Yes, Yes, Yes. Well, congratulations, I think. x:-)
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Denise: Did you know that your mascara and lip gloss contain mechanically separated mink and muskrat?