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That's not at all how I pictured Judy! I owe her an apology. x:-)
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You never saw your granddad set a match to a jar-lid of properly fermented corn-squeezins?
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Correctomundo! On those days when Raymond is especially active, the rest of us have to bring out the large, industrial strength shovels. x:D
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I think that sounds about right, although I'll have to read it twice in the morrow to know fer sure. Calico, keep yer cats away from Chinese restaurants and any place that advertises hot tamales.
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I said FACE!
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Did you know the average life span of a woodchuck is three years? That only gives him three tries to get it right, then they shovel him under. I kept hoping he would take a bite out of that guy's wrist! Who wants to be held out, belly first, for an …
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He peed all over the ruffian? What would the kinfolks of the ruffian think? And what is a ruffian anyway? And why would you pee on him? I think that old fat fart holding him up on television is the one who appeared to need to go take a leak. The poo…
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General Beauregard Lee is a groundhog in Alabama or Georgia, I think. He did not see his shadow this morning. These guys are just like two legged weather persons. No two of them agree on any given day. x:-) I have exactly 3/4 of a cord of wood left.…
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Lots of accuracy in that one!
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Well?
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You certainly married 'up' as we say down here.x:-)
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He's switched to camel urine. It speeds the process. He sprinkles in the afternoons I think.
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Texas fought with the Confederacy, so in that context, they are in The South. I have friends in Texas who will argue vehemently the point of their being Southern. I won't argue with them. However, when the argument turns to definition of Deep South,…
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Speaking of map reading; it's entirely debatable as to whether or not Texas is in The South. New Hampshire, who knows? I think it's the same as New York and Massachusetts and Vermont.
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Was she using it in the card reader at the divorce lawyer's office?
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Marc: Are you saying your ex was a 4 and your current is a 6? Are you sure you don't want to edit that?
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#7 is my favorite.
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Rubbing the thumb in fast succession against the first two digits of one's first two fingers is symbolic of asking for money, as in, "Hey man, cross my palm with a little green." I think they had a different offer in mind. Have you checked to see wh…
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Actually, the fire was on a sandbar, it appeared. While the boat was underway, the wind handled the mosquitoes. But, back to Moses. His wife, Zipporah, is well known as one of the original firebuilders and for that reason had the Zippo lighter named…
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Can this be related to the guy whose sign says 'will work for food', knowing he won't? A chicken, a dog and an elephant will work for food. On a totally unrelated note, I watched a special early this morning about some explorers somewhere in Africa…
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Won't bother to reply as I can't relate to that crap.
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[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 01-31-05 AT 04:12PM (CST)[/font][br][br]"Saying Texas isn't southern except geographically is just down right nasty! I wasn't born in Texas but I got here as quick as I could." See, a true Southerner w…
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Next I guess you'll claim California is in the United States. Ha! Some Geographtician you are.
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Ha! Of course I was kidding about those north of Tennessee. I'm quite aware of which are the Yankee states. I capitalize it for Ray's sake. There's much more controversy about where South ends and West begins. Southern, as you will read from me on o…
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Anything South of Texas is South America, is it not? Just as anything north of Tennessee is Yankee. So, what part of this don't you guys understand?
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[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 01-28-05 AT 02:37PM (CST)[/font][br][br]Your sister in law moved to Phoenix and died her hair and bought a jeep. I know who she is. Did TN HR say T A M E? What a remark! Domesticated sounds more benign…
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Are you tellin' me the comment about Jersey fiesty women being beyond domestication is going unchallenged???
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Well, in 1966 Ole John Cash got some potting soil in his shoes. He was arrested in Starkville, Mississippi, drunk, in a woman's flowerbed (we don't call them gardens). He had performed at Mississippi State and was disoriented.
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What happens to them after you marry them? Do they suddenly revert to kinder behaviors?
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Wonder what kind of test you can give a person to determine if they are a cigarette smoker? A (lung) functional capacity test, which we give to certain employees, only indicates functionality concerns, not what might be their root cause. Reckon you'…