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Kent: Pay attention! Pull that strand of toilet paper off your shoe. I owe it to you all to be up at all hours.
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At least she would have kept the cops out of the donut shop.
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Ray: I might as well tell you, since you'll find out anyway. The way I got my job was red briefs under a white, silk leisure suit. Things have changed. Today, that combo would get me a job as a runway model.
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Well, Safety, if you've been huntin' that damned pheasant since you wuz 10, it's about time you caught him. Congratulations!
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That ain't the way I'd sound if you performed that workshop procedure on me! I'd have the whole length of my pocket knife blade buried in the top of somebody's skull.
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Smyrna huh? Something else we have in common then is a Nissan plant. The new one here is exactly one mile long going by my odometer. They've been up and running less than two years and sucked up over 5000 from the available labor force. Most of my r…
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When you figure that roughly a third of the people who attend a NASCAR event have a number shaved in the hair on their back, then it becomes somewhat more apparent why they don't have very high entertainment expectations. I don't know this from pers…
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Elephants have big buns. Is that the point or just my twisted imagination at work again? Who could read your post and not have the same thought?
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Half dozen fried oysters Three fried shrimp Half cup of gumbo over rice Three pair of frog legs Two onion rings Real banana puddin' with meringue Large Diet Coke Toothpick
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I think they had him stand in a garbage bag, then duct taped it around his waist before laying him down.
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Having read through all of this, I'm not sure what to conclude, other than ain't none of these counties west of a Texas to North Dakota line. Sorry G3. But, I'll bet yours ranks as one of the top 20 counties people want to get the hell away from. x:…
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Too strange! There's an article about that in today's local paper. Rankin County Mississippi is ranked number 10. It's the county adjoining this one. It's known for miles and miles of nothingness, woods, swamps, gravel roads and deer hunting camps. …
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Maybe you were too busy looking at hers. I'm aghast!
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It's good to see a good Republican who does what his wife tells him to do! x:-)
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If I read you correctly, the overnight package delivery job was the only real job you ever had. x:-)
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[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 02-16-05 AT 08:13AM (CST)[/font][br][br]Simple evolution. Straight out of college I worked in a multitude of government programs involving training, recruitment, testing, orientation to world of work pr…
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I hate to point out your failures; but, you have neither been able to sucessfully counter the guy from Mississippi, nor (as Ray points out) meet women. You did, however, raise our knowledge about the differences in black and brown leather aviator ja…
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Hey!, I figured in California that would be a slam dunk for the claimant!
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There you go Judy! And right on the heels of my complimenting your photo! You Texas Democrats do indeed have a death wish, don't you?
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Gosh Gillian3, I have suggestions for lots of people. Even wore out old HR dogs from the left coast. x:-) S Moll, I'll hafta show ya.
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Waitaminit! I'm not drinking wine or taking prescriptions or vitamins. I'm just commenting here. I take no precriptions. I take one multiple vitamin. I don't drink wine. I do poll vault out of the bed however. x:-)
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I think its these new vitamins. I'm pole vaulting out of bed every three hours!
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But, what a great, great tribute to Ray Charles that last night his work was so rewarded at the Grammys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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Dick? Dickie? "With out us man would be a miserable lump, forever searching for the one thing he thinks will make him content." I'm not exactly, fer sure, precisely sure what that means; but, I think I know. Shadowfax: I didn't know you were Dic…
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You mean to tell me both Eve's maternal AND maternal grandmothers were deceased? Any cardiologist knows it is absolutely false that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. That's insane.
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Speaking of Valentine's Day, have you the cajones to print that out and lay it on the kitchen counter Monday morning before you leave for work?
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Get up Beagle! I totally understand how being called 'Pookie' and invited to Disneyland makes you weak in the knees! x:-)
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I recommend you speak with a priest and have him arrange for you to spend the two weeks in a monastery. A period of secluded atonement and repetitive chores for two years of bad behavior will completely turn you around. You will not need money or ne…
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[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 02-10-05 AT 03:29PM (CST)[/font][br][br]Not me. Isn't the reason some (most) people post a profile is so that others will know something about them? I couldn't very well call him/her zemcoumpo could I? I…
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Sandra: See post 21, above, rule number 2.