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The first one I can't figure out. It may have gotten tweaked by the forum though, I noticed my duck's legs had changed position in the post than where I had originally put them. Or maybe he swam away while I wasn't looking! The second one is some…
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Dang, I don't know any clean jokes. I'll have to ask Don if I can borrow some of his. :-?
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How about government organization, congressional responsibility, and my favorite: comfortable bra.
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He had money? That's news to me! He's actually a police officer now in a small town in the western part of the state. He's a great guy, but we are just friends - I'm sure I'm too corrupt for him. x;)
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This thread reminds me of the time I went to visit my friend Brick in Eastern Oregon (the thriving metropolis of Fossil, OR). We drove around to see the "sites" and spotted a herd of elk. There was a black angus cow standing in the middle of the e…
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I LOVE Wyoming. My cousin used to live in Casper. I visited her a couple of times, saw quite a bit of the state. We actually saw real cowboys - twice! Plus you can buy booze at bar drive-in's there. It was great.
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Don, Don, Don. I can't get married because I'm not over you yet! x:'(
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I just have too much time on my hands! x;)
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Holy Quacker's HRQ, you've solved another quackified mystery! xclap
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Good for you, girl. Enjoy your new place!!!
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Apple Tree (the Love) -- quiet and shy at times, lots of charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, adventurous, sensitive, loyal in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, many talents…
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Didn't Kathy Bates do that saran wrap thing in "Fried Green Tomatoes" and her husband freaked out? That was a good one. The only thing I do with saran wrap is rip it off the roll, try to untangle it, end up throwing it away as I transfer my left…
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When it gets to be my time can I have a Cinderella cake with the whole castle, pumpkin chariot and the mice?
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Does sound like a bunch of rubbish. I recall laughing at similar books titled "The Rules" and "How to Find a Husband if You're Over 35". Gimme a break. My mom grew up on a farm in Minnesota. She taught me how to be a good PERSON, how to have f…
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Oh Rita - it's on now! Let the baiting begin.
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At first I read that as "I guess I'm sorta mezmerizing, huh?" Wow. I really need more coffee. x:)
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I only got 63% but I claim it being a Monday and me being half asleep as it is x:D
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I think that's my favorite one so far! And I thought I was odd for nicknaming my cat Mr. Poopy Pants. x;)
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Brad!
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Zippy Applechunks at your service x:D
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Hmmm. And I thought my biggest decision as a single person is when to "give up" on finding the love of my life and adopt children as a single person.
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Wow, my eyesight must be going. I read the above post as "That's why you're management and they're the EEL." I was like, EEL? What?!! #-o
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And people wonder why I advocate shake therapy. Actually, I have a new one. Instead of shake or slap therapy, I'm going to start "flick therapy". I'm debating on whether or not to call it that or "flick to the back of the head therapy".
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I'm rolling on the ground laughing over the "smack your momma" comment. Whew! I needed that.
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This is good stuff! I knew some of them, but definitely not all. Now if I only had the energy to clean my house.........
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Linda you're killing me! "just a social order defined by grimaces, leers and the occasional stupid comment" that is stand up comedian material, I love it.
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Don't worry Beag, I'm sure you'll earn it back quickly x:D
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I don't think it's my mission in life to give everyone my opinion or "correct their mistakes". I have plenty of confidence in myself. So much, infact, that I won't take some jacka@@ engineer 40 years my senior in age and about four levels in compa…
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Why isn't there an emoticon of someone laughing their a@@ off? By the way Don, I'm NEVER ok nor functional on Mondays! x:*
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Can it Rin-Tin-Tin! Sorry A.B. - I couldn't resist x:*