Buzz buzz buzzwords!
Paul in Cannon Beach
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Just in time for your year end reviews!!! Some handy buzzwords that don't mean anything!
Buzzwords: "team," "process," "interactive," "empowerment," "ownership," "strategic," "assessment," "competency," "customer satisfaction," "validate," "support," "asset," "environment," "parameter," "maximize," "focus," "leverage," "system," and "paradigm."
Combine these randomly and you get meaningless phrases such as:
"analysis and validation of support strategies for customer satisfaction parameters
"maximized systems of strategic environmental processes"
"parameters of team competency assessment support"
"focus on ownership of teamwork assessment validation assets"
"empowering your interactive competency team process"
"utilizing paradigms of support validation strategies of assessment"
From: [URL]http://instruct.westvalley.edu/lafave/writsamp0.htm[/URL]
Buzzwords: "team," "process," "interactive," "empowerment," "ownership," "strategic," "assessment," "competency," "customer satisfaction," "validate," "support," "asset," "environment," "parameter," "maximize," "focus," "leverage," "system," and "paradigm."
Combine these randomly and you get meaningless phrases such as:
"analysis and validation of support strategies for customer satisfaction parameters
"maximized systems of strategic environmental processes"
"parameters of team competency assessment support"
"focus on ownership of teamwork assessment validation assets"
"empowering your interactive competency team process"
"utilizing paradigms of support validation strategies of assessment"
From: [URL]http://instruct.westvalley.edu/lafave/writsamp0.htm[/URL]
Comments
Also, it doesn't hurt to arm yourself with HR buzz words. How many can you think of?
Sharon
PS: Industry specific acronyms can be just as aggravating.
Dutch: I love your idea! Only instead of BINGO! I think they should shout BUZZO!
Come on. You know you love the corniness of that joke.
LTL, FTC (Long-time listener, first time caller".