How to Cook A Turkey
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Back in the dark ages when I was a reporter at a local paper we (usually me and a photographer) would go to an elementary school and interview kindergarten children and ask them "How do you cook a turkey?" Their answers would leave you in stitches. So this year I decided to revive that tradition and ask HR people instead of 5-year-olds how to cook a turkey. There's a poll as well on your favorite method.
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Some of the things he does to that bird drive me crazy.
After 12 hours, our oven turns off automatically because it assumes that somebody has forgotten and left it on. It won't turn back on for an hour, but by that time the turkey is already cooked nicely so it's just a matter of keeping it warm until dinnertime (we usually eat at 2:30 or so).
So if I'm the one cooking it, it's going to be roasted. But if there's a deep fried turkey on the table, I'll gladly eat it!
Here's the "lazy bachelor" version of turkey I fixed for my department's Thanksgiving potluck last year:
I took a whole turkey and cut it in half. Covered the outside with coarse salt and pepper (be sure to season under the skin as well). Put it in the oven for a couple of hours. Then I shredded the meat and put it in a crock pot and covered it with plain old jarred turkey gravy. I let it cook overnight.
It turned out pretty tasty. Not Mom's turkey, mind you, but it works for an easy way to have Thanksgiving turkey if you don't have a family meal.
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(Is it just me or does this Cobb County, Georgia, fireman sound like he's from Boston . . . or somewhere up north?)
Here's another tale of a fried turkey gone wrong:
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(My favorite is when the guy filming says "I don't think that's working . . .whoaaaaa boy!")