Well, over the years, we've also told ourselves the Forum is an asylum and often chastise each other to 'get back to your room'. Welcome to the wing. Exercise at 9:00. Ritaanz gets everyone's chocolate at lunch. Ray has pills and a key to the laundry.
Safety, you of all people should know what kind of pills. I send you a fresh allotment every month. Oh, that's right, these pills are sooooo good they make you forget.
You guys are all nuts! Every one of you! I'm the only one who isn't. I know there's a door in this room somewhere but all I've been able to find is one peephole in the middle of this padded wall. And it's a one-way! But you're still all nuts.
That's OK Don, the first step to recovery is acknowledgement that you are "nuts". The rest of us have stood up, raised our right hand, and said "I'm nuts" beginning the 12-step rehab to saneness. Soon enough you will do the same. You are one of us.
Ray, speak for yourself. I am not nuts. I am, however, an individual with an unusual perspective (yes, I realize I'm leaving myself open to comment. But remember, they all laughed at Christopher Columbus.) Also, the only voices I hear are from former Forumites who wish to be heard. 8-}
Well, now that I have the chocolate covered pills I'm OK. I tried to wash one down last night with a mixture of barley and hops but the combination put me in a tailspin. Tried a few with my java at 5:30 this AM and now I am in an altered state. It could be I'm now one of the chosen talked about on a different thread. Is this the ultimate reality show?
The real story is that yesterday I/my department underwent an audit of my HR processes and the stress was unbelievable. I survived with great marks so I still have a job at the present time.
Miracles never cease. It's a good thing I have a stash of those chocolate covered pills I just need to remember not to wash them down with barley and hops.
ray a, Please fax a two day supply of CCP's (chocolate covered pills) to HRQ within the next hour. She may not survive until the weekend without them.
Parabeagle, Please fax a fresh supply of Spongebob bandaids to HRQ immediately. The abrasions from banging her head against the wall are getting worse.
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The real story is that yesterday I/my department underwent an audit of my HR processes and the stress was unbelievable. I survived with great marks so I still have a job at the present time.
Miracles never cease. It's a good thing I have a stash of those chocolate covered pills I just need to remember not to wash them down with barley and hops.
Please fax a two day supply of CCP's (chocolate covered pills) to HRQ within the next hour. She may not survive until the weekend without them.
Parabeagle,
Please fax a fresh supply of Spongebob bandaids to HRQ immediately. The abrasions from banging her head against the wall are getting worse.
Sincerely,
Dr. Everythingsgonnabeallright