Banana Gasser
HRinNH
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I just read this in a list of the "sweetest" jobs to have. I doubt it.
"Less flatulent than you might think, banana gassers finish off what Mother Nature started. To make sure the bottom of your split is tasty, bananas are shipped while they're still green to prevent bruising. Gassers for the JFC Fruit Company are in charge of moving new shipments into hermetically sealed chambers where the fruit is sprayed with an ethylene gas to catalyze ripening. According to the company's Web site, trained gassers use the computer program Probe to determine how much gas should be applied for how long. The process can take anywhere from three to eight days, after which bananas hit grocery store shelves yellow and ready to be eaten. Bon appétit!"
I'm gonna look at bananas differently from now on. :-)
Cheryl C.
"Less flatulent than you might think, banana gassers finish off what Mother Nature started. To make sure the bottom of your split is tasty, bananas are shipped while they're still green to prevent bruising. Gassers for the JFC Fruit Company are in charge of moving new shipments into hermetically sealed chambers where the fruit is sprayed with an ethylene gas to catalyze ripening. According to the company's Web site, trained gassers use the computer program Probe to determine how much gas should be applied for how long. The process can take anywhere from three to eight days, after which bananas hit grocery store shelves yellow and ready to be eaten. Bon appétit!"
I'm gonna look at bananas differently from now on. :-)
Cheryl C.
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And speaking of violating bananas, the worst thing I've see (gotta' picture this) is chocolate covered bananas. That's also a violation of chocolate.
What kind of gas is used on the bananas...??
Cheryl C.
I've always heard that all (most?) of America's supply of bananas enters through the Port of Gulfport, MS, which as we know, has had a face lift recently. So, if that is true, gassing may be a moot point for a while.
It is a well known fact that the moment at which a cow is killed for processing, he passes gas, and as hogs are slaughtered, that noise you hear is not 'oink'. Thought I'd ad that one just for good measure.
You're right, the actual sound is more like SAAAAAAAAVVVEEEEE.
Gene
The once palatial home of President Jefferson Davis, standing beside 90 for a hundred and 20 years, having fought off many bitches prior to Katrina, is partially in ruins but will quickly be reconditioned by those of us who own it. There have been many-a green tomato fried and julep sipped in the kitchen, dining rooms and windy porches of that place, no doubt.