Son of a bad word
Paul in Cannon Beach
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So whats your favorite swear word?
Mine is probably "crap".
That's what I said when I realized I hit 2500 posts without even noticing it.
What's yours?
Mine is probably "crap".
That's what I said when I realized I hit 2500 posts without even noticing it.
What's yours?
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That's what I said when I realized Paul was posting at 10pm (CST).
And my oldest son always answers: "Yes Dad?"
PICB x;-)
So my favorite swear word for the day is a combination:
Sons of B#t$ches
That way I can swear about all men and not just one.
I cussed in front of my 8 yr old yesterday and she promptly informed me she did not like it. It was an accident; I burned my finger on the stove and it just came out!
In case you are wondering, yes, I do get some strange looks and comments. The strangest comment I ever got though was from my mother-in-law. She asked me if I didn't think it was just as bad as saying the actual word. I somehow just shook my head no and managed not remind her of how frequently she says, "Darn!"
Nae
Or "Firetruckin'" as in "Move your firetruckin' bike out of the driveway!"
although it is usually thru clenched teeth...
So, my children have picked up some interesting language. I've explained to them that grownups are allowed to say some words that children aren't, and have used soap on many occasions when the boys use those words. Even made my husband eat soap in front of them once.
The soap works, on the kids anyway. At first they thought it was funny, but eventually learned they didn't like the taste.
I've also told my children that they should replace any naughty or sassy words with the word "soap." They are not allowed to say stupid, idiot, ugly, and other hurtful words. So now my 5 year old says "you are soap!" and laughs hysterically.
Better than the alternative, I guess.
I hate to admit it, but I use "GD" a lot, mostly muttered under my breath. Love "got dandruff" as an alternative.
Well, soap me to tears!
I also like "kickass" as an adjective. I told our pastor that we should advertise on our church sign that we are a "kickass church".
That was probably out of line.
x:D
Ever see the SNL episode where the three guests of a talk show are Tonto, Frankenstein and a caveman? You just reminded me of that.
That's kinda like soap, if you think about it.
And maybe the guy IS a soap-bag.
I have no idea how to spell it. I picked it up from my husband. I have no idea where he got it, either.
I also like to say "da#n skippy!"
Come to think if it, I guess I like to cuss a lot!
I only heard a snippet on the radio this AM, but did anyone hear about Sally Fields' comment at the Emmys? I believe it involved her use of the words "Gsoap-Dsoap" and I don't mean "got dandruff."
Edit: Hey, it turns out that the number symbol plus an "o" makes "d'oh!". Guess that's some sort of sign that I shoudn't "faux curse" online.