Redneck Games
Paul in Cannon Beach
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Not being from the south or ever having visited, I have never had the privilege of attending the Redneck Games in East Dublin, Georgia.
See here: [url]http://summerredneckgames.com/index.html[/url]
Events include Redneck Horseshoes (toilet seats) and the Hubcap Hurl. Personally I think they should consider adding the "Walmart 200 Yard Dash" and at least one event that involves mullets.
Don't scoff you uppity Northerners. These events have become a big deal in the 11 years they have held drawing thousands of visitors.
Like Jeff Foxworthy says, "If you have ever cut your grass and found a car, you might be a redneck."
And naturally, the opening ceremonies involve the lighting of a grill by a torch made of Budweiser cans.
See here: [url]http://summerredneckgames.com/index.html[/url]
Events include Redneck Horseshoes (toilet seats) and the Hubcap Hurl. Personally I think they should consider adding the "Walmart 200 Yard Dash" and at least one event that involves mullets.
Don't scoff you uppity Northerners. These events have become a big deal in the 11 years they have held drawing thousands of visitors.
Like Jeff Foxworthy says, "If you have ever cut your grass and found a car, you might be a redneck."
And naturally, the opening ceremonies involve the lighting of a grill by a torch made of Budweiser cans.
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So, back to the redneck games. I have never been to the south. Is it as bad as it sounds?
Anyway, Claxton is also famous for their annual Rattlesnake Roundup. Yup, nothin' but rattlesnakes and all the stuff that goes with it. Not sure what that is exactly. My parents took me once when I was about 12. I remember snakes, boots, snakes, weird snake shows, snakes, lots of good food, snakes, and it was hot. Oh, did I mention the snakes??
That's the kind of stuff that gives southerners a bad name.
That and the redneck games.
I didn't think 14 would be legal anywhere. Shouldn't be, that's for sure!
Bootleg whiskey and a lowered age of consent sounds like a disastrous combination. Add a pair of Daisy Dukes and it is all downhill!