Quotes from "The Office"

I have never watched this show, but I came across these quotes in an article. # 2 is such good advice that I think I may just post it on my desk, in the employee newsletter, maybe even make it a permanent part of my email signature.



"Do you ever watch 'Battlestar Galactica?' No? Then you're an idiot."

"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' and if they would, I do not do that thing."

"In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is 'Ow. I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me, and I'm dead.' Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead."

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