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Don D · October 2004

[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 10-04-04 AT 06:43AM (CST)[/font][br][br]Hate to break hearts, but JB got married again yesterday. To some woman he's dated a year who gratuated from Ohio's Miami University. Go Jimmy (make it Billy)! A 55 year old guy marrying a 22 year old girl!

edit) Sorry; wrong information. It was Billy Joel, not Jimmy Buffett.

Well.........it was early.

System · October 2004

Well, life is full of choices. You can either go for experience, or go for the trainee. Ah, but this is not HR.

Parabeagle · October 2004

>Well, life is full of choices. You can either
>go for experience, or go for the trainee. Ah,
>but this is not HR.

Very true, Sam. But experience often translates into more $. Trainees can be cheaper. x;-)

System · October 2004

Then you get what you pay for. /:)

HRGirl · October 2004

I almost squawked!! Jimmy's been married to the same parrot for a million years. I thought I'd lost my chance!

National Guard · October 2004

Who is older? His daughter or his bride? Isn't his daughter somewhere around that age?

Don D · October 2004

As I learned early one Christmas, we all have visions of sugarplums dancin' through our heads.

bsa · October 2004

NG-- the bride is 23, daughter is 18

National Guard · October 2004

Thanks, and EEEEWWWW still to close in age!

deniseE · October 2004

is she 18 already??? holy cow!!!

maybe he'll be really happy this time....

Don D · October 2004

[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 10-04-04 AT 08:26PM (CST)[/font][br][br]A 23 or 18 year old bride? Let me close my eyes and imagine. Wake me if I start mumbling Marc.

It's five o'clock everywhere.

ritaanz · October 2004

I didn't know you were a Billy Joel fan. How nice.

23 or 18, either one would annihilate ya.

Leslie · October 2004

I guess that means Kevin Costner went for a old woman. He's 49, she's 30.

Don D · October 2004

I'm a fan of any 55 year old man who hooks a 23 year old bride. xclap

ritaanz · October 2004

"hooks" ???? Man o man, that dropped you a couple of notches.

Whatever · October 2004

So a 55 year old man with lots of money, who knows lots of stars, has lots of money, has lots of servants to care for his houses and boat, because he has lots of money is able to attract a 22 year old girl who is fresh out of college. I hope he has a good pre-nuptial agreement.

Don D · October 2004

I started to comment but won't.

HRGirl · October 2004

I say it's a mid life crisis! He wants to feel young again. The cars, booze and drugs haven't done it for him. I wonder if she'll reel him in with his drinking. He likes to run around The Hamptons DWI crashing $80,000 cars into trees and falling in the basement of his half built house.

JudyT929 · October 2004

I just don't get it! When I was 23 the LAST thing I'd of wanted was some wrinkled old f*rt! I didn't care how much money they had. Kevin Costner is a good looking guy but there is a HUGE difference in a 50+ body and a 20 something one. And besides the physical part what could they possibly talk about? When I was in my 20s I partied and went dancing all the time I would not have been interested in a man who fell asleep at 11. I'm not condemming them I just don't get it. I often have guys in their 20s and 30s ask me out and I always say thanks but no thanks. I'm 48 and ready to fall asleep by 11 and although I may look good in clothes nature has taken its course in the raw. Reminds me of a certain "Sex and the City" episode where Samantha goes out with this very wealthy attractive old man and she's hot to .... till he gets up from the bed and as he's walking to the bathroom naked and she sees his flabby sagging butt...she got out of there quickly.

Whirlwind · October 2004

Hey Judy, when you come visit me, bring some of those 20's and 30's with ya. At 52, I'm getting my second wind. Or maybe it's my second childhood. Either way, it's too late for a mid-life crisis (unless I'm gonna live to be 104).

Ww

Don D · October 2004

One of you is talking about an 'old fart' and the other of you is mentioning 'second wind'. Are you both sure you're not collectively BREAKING wind?

I went crazy when I turned 50 and bought a motorcycle, and I've got something very few 30 years olds have got. x:-)

JudyT929 · October 2004

a beer gut?

HRGirl · October 2004

Liver spots?

Whatever · October 2004

A hair transplant?

SMace · October 2004

A viagra prescription?

JudyT929 · October 2004

ha! we can just go to 6th and pick us up a handful. Last time a 20 something guy asked me "do you like younger men" I replied: "only as a snack". I was very proud of that hahaha

Whirlwind · October 2004

>Last time a 20 something guy asked me
>"do you like younger men" I replied: "only as a
>snack".

Good one! x:D

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