The Woman At The Top
Don D
9,834 Posts
On another thread, much ado has been made of the woman appearing at the top of the home page to the Forum. At the risk of offending the more tender among us, we need to make a list of things that the woman might be saying. All in good fun of course. I'll start.
1) Michael, just look! This is exactly why I tried to get you to get up and go to the bathroom at 8 o'clock last night!
2) Raymond, I swear, If you don't come out of that garbage can immediately, I'm pouring this can of soup right on top of you.
3) I can't believe my husband has been looking at this stuff on the internet.
1) Michael, just look! This is exactly why I tried to get you to get up and go to the bathroom at 8 o'clock last night!
2) Raymond, I swear, If you don't come out of that garbage can immediately, I'm pouring this can of soup right on top of you.
3) I can't believe my husband has been looking at this stuff on the internet.
Comments
Don, you found those leather thongs where?
-or-
"How can I enter a Sandra Bernhard look-alike contest?"
I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
Where's the beef?
Or x:P
Hey Beaglepuss, I thought you said gray hair is HOT.
2. This is a much more complicated game than Pong!
3. If can just get this spit ball to stick to the target....
2. My hair may be frazzled but its perfectly symmetrical!
3. Remember the movie "Carrie"? Get ready to die you insensitive Forumites!
4. 72 consecutive hours on-line and 4,300 posts! I have finally caught Don D!
Paul in CB
2. These employees are making me nuts, I need help from the HR Forum!
.... I wish Ray would stop sending me chocolate!!!
"How many times to I have to tell you? No, you can't just fire people without documentation."
"I want a raise, or I'll tease my hair even more!"
"Headbands are still fashionable!"
"You called me back to work, interupting my facial - and God knows I need one, to ask me about the weather?"
2. "I have HOW many e-mails? I just can't keep up with these HR posts . . . don't these people work?"
I dare ya.