Ever the politically correct one, ain't ya? Doesn't matter that you've erased your list, because I responded to the post with a quote from you! Go ahead, put it back up, just leave us 'forum girls' off your 'list'! Unless the ones who were flattered still want to be there of course.
First I am honored and flattered to be included on Don's list (even though it was near the bottom).
My pick would be probably Mel Gibson, especially when he was in his heyday in the Lethal Weapon movies (good butt!). I like his sense of humor also! Harrison Ford is also a good one - a little rough around the edges, but nothing a quick nip and tuck wouldn't fix.
JFK, Jr. was an Adonis pure and simple - he got his mother's looks.
Some of the dearly departed would have been good picks also - Cary Grant - Jimmy Stewart - Jimmy Cagney (good dancer).
You know, I'm not seeing the "forum girls" list put back up.
Perhaps there has been a public outcry of women everywhere, storming the streets, blaring their minivan horns, and gnashing their teeth because Don didn't include them. So many women want a ride on the Harley and their picture by the bottle tree, but Don doesn't want to play favorites. He is a kind and generous man, even though his wife is unaware of it. He drapes his leather bike jacket over cold females on the back of his bike after offering them a ride. Many of his bottles on the bottle tree have from come from wine that he has shared with recently heartbroken women giving them a little cheer in their dreary and downtrodden world.
I don't know what I did to deserve that; but, you'd be surprised to know where some of those bottles came from. If you would be so kind as to send me a nice colored one, preferably red, I will give you my address Zanne. I only have one that's clear red that won't fade.
[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 08-14-03 AT 09:14AM (CST)[/font][p]Don, it's turn-about-fair-play. You've written prose about fellow forumites - I'm just turning the tables.
I will find you a red bottle and tell you how I got it so you can add it to the tree and list of stories about procuring the bottles.
I'm not one of those girls that likes Harrison Ford...he actually gags me. My list would include:
Paul Newman (old..young...its the eyes) Steve McQueen (bad boy) Sam Elliott (bad boy and gotta love the scruff) Patrick Swayze (he can clean up my roadhouse any day) John Wayne (gotta love the strut and have to have a cowboy) Jesse James - (monster garage fame and builds bikes...gotta have a guy that rides a motorcycle another bad boy...notice the bad boy theme) Tyler Florence (he can make me dinner any time at my house) General Tommy Franks (he can sing me King of the Road any day and ya have to love the uniform) Terry and Bobby Labonte and Dale Earnhardt Jr (oh goodness...any of them can drive my car) Vin Diesel (love the bald head..bad boy) Dan Marino (its the blue eyes again) Andrew Dan-Jumbo (While you were out carpenter...he's just yummy)
hmmm...I'm sure I could think of more...but I don't want toe be greedy.
Oh yes Andrew Dan-Jumbo (love that show)! He can come do carpentry at my house anytime. Also agree with Dan Marino, Patrick Swayze and Sam Elliot and as I've said before most definitly Paul Newman.
The mullet is also known as the short long, the camaro, the Kentucky Waterfall, Missipi Mudflap, Business in the front and party in the back, the Mini-truck, the 10-90, the Achey Breaky Big Mistakey, among others...
Every guy has had a mullet at some point in life! Some just don't move past it. Come on Don, are you tellin me you've never had a mullet hair cut? Well....when you had hair, you couldn't have always been balding?
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Paul in Cannon Beach
Did I miss something? Bus ticket? In the immortal words of Gary Coleman "What you talkin' about?"
First I am honored and flattered to be included on Don's list (even though it was near the bottom).
My pick would be probably Mel Gibson, especially when he was in his heyday in the Lethal Weapon movies (good butt!). I like his sense of humor also! Harrison Ford is also a good one - a little rough around the edges, but nothing a quick nip and tuck wouldn't fix.
JFK, Jr. was an Adonis pure and simple - he got his mother's looks.
Some of the dearly departed would have been good picks also - Cary Grant - Jimmy Stewart - Jimmy Cagney (good dancer).
Perhaps there has been a public outcry of women everywhere, storming the streets, blaring their minivan horns, and gnashing their teeth because Don didn't include them. So many women want a ride on the Harley and their picture by the bottle tree, but Don doesn't want to play favorites. He is a kind and generous man, even though his wife is unaware of it. He drapes his leather bike jacket over cold females on the back of his bike after offering them a ride. Many of his bottles on the bottle tree have from come from wine that he has shared with recently heartbroken women giving them a little cheer in their dreary and downtrodden world.
I will find you a red bottle and tell you how I got it so you can add it to the tree and list of stories about procuring the bottles.
x:-)
No hard feelings?
Paul Newman (old..young...its the eyes)
Steve McQueen (bad boy)
Sam Elliott (bad boy and gotta love the scruff)
Patrick Swayze (he can clean up my roadhouse any day)
John Wayne (gotta love the strut and have to have a cowboy)
Jesse James - (monster garage fame and builds bikes...gotta have a guy that rides a motorcycle another bad boy...notice the bad boy theme)
Tyler Florence (he can make me dinner any time at my house)
General Tommy Franks (he can sing me King of the Road any day and ya have to love the uniform)
Terry and Bobby Labonte and Dale Earnhardt Jr (oh goodness...any of them can drive my car)
Vin Diesel (love the bald head..bad boy)
Dan Marino (its the blue eyes again)
Andrew Dan-Jumbo (While you were out carpenter...he's just yummy)
hmmm...I'm sure I could think of more...but I don't want toe be greedy.
Christian Slater
Heath Ledger - is that his name?
Patrick Swayze
Toby Keith
Billy Ray Cyrus - ya really - what a babe
>Heath Ledger - is that his name?
The one who played opposite Mel Gibson in the Patriot as his oldest son (Gabriel I think?) He was also in a movie about a Knight (Knight's Tale?)
Then yes, he is also a cutie!
Oh baby
Paul in Cannon Beach
p.s. No, I never had one.
(Or is it just you and Parabeagle?)